Smuel's good morning extravaganza

You should probably ease up a bit on the drink and drugs then. Good morning.

 

That's why I stated reading geology in the first place. Good morning.

 

good :hidepc: morning

 

Brings back memories. Good morning.

 

Wow, that woman's legs are really hairy. Good morning.

 

No? Nothing? Sigh. Good morning.

 

That 'woman' sure needs to shave those legs. Good Midday.

 

Hey, no one took the bait of my alleged claims of incest either. If they had I would have said the memories it brought back were of all the laughs I'd had at epicfail.com, and then I would have called them sick. It may or may not have amused others, but at least I'd have felt satisfied by the ingenuity of it all.

Also, good afternoon.

 

Then i'm the only one that recalled an incestuous moment?
Good morning

 

I considered creating an account today called PamTamilla - an annoying name but one that would have no doubt sooner or later been accepted for it’s quirkiness and femininity. I would have used a proxy server to make this account and to post all subsequent messages; something that would rouse the suspicions of administrators immediately but which I would have deftly reassured them about by stating coyly “Isn’t a woman allowed any secrets?” I would have refrained from using words like “just”, “actually” and “really” - classic Jojoboboisms - also I would have stopped using words like “refrained”. My interests would have been “Classic CPRGs and waxing” followed by this :wink: smiley. My location would have been “Where ever you want me to be”. I would have developed distinctive speech patterns, such as saying “I believe” instead of “I think” and also repeatedly using “pacifically” instead of “specifically” and “generally” instead of “genuinely”; which despite being grossly incorrect no one would say anything about. I would have played my part by being equal portions humorous (in a dumb way), vaguely slutty yet at the same time hard-to-get, and also vulnerable: having a long term boyfriend who would both restrict my civil liberties through jealously and yet at the same time take too many liberties himself, “staying out late with the lads”. I would have maybe PMed various members who responded well to my flirtatiousness, slowly building a one-on-one rapport until I could ascertain what country they lived in, after which I would repeatedly say I was moving to said country so that I could finally be near them yet at the last minute I would have fallen back in love with the jealous bf and we’d be trying to “start afresh”. Through a long and persistent effort, I would have reached over a 1000 posts and become an established member of the forum; liked by some, tolerated by others. Now this could have ended in one of two ways: I could have gone for the grand reveal “It was actually Jojobobo all along that you just developed a friendship and also potentially feelings for - I bet you feel awkward now!”, or maybe I would have began to feels pangs of guilt and gone along with it for a while longer - gradually phasing out PamTamilla by saying that I finally married the semi-abusive boyfriend and that we were now having kids and I had less and less time to spend at the forum. It would have been an experience.

But then I decided it was too much effort, and also borderline sociopathic. People get bored sometimes. Good morning.

 

Good morning, boys. :wink:

 

NOT a good morning.

 

yea...my headache just subsided...

 

Re:

HOW CAN YOU KNOW?

 

I would have initially been sceptical of this. In general I am suspicious of anyone who claims to be a woman online, but specifically on this forum there is far too great a chance that a female showing interest in me would not be genuine. However, after a few months I would have warmed to Pam. Or "Pammy" as she would probably have wanted me to call her. Gradually my cynicism would have been eroded by her girlish writing and the promises of her soft embrace. I mean, really, would someone really put this much effort into an elaborate troll? It is far more likely that Pam is who she says she is. And I'm sufficiently vulnerable and starved for affection that I'd fall for her calculated wiles. I don't care what you people say, she and I have something special, okay? Yes, I know it's odd that she only posts from a proxy server, but her abusive boyfriend is probably watching her and she needs to cover her tracks. She deserves better than that, and when she's with me she'll be able to express herself freely and then you'll see! And her grammar may not be perfect but she's obviously intelligent - just look at the way she dissected Virgil's motivations in that opening discussion thread. Unlike you, I'm not narrow minded enough to judge people solely on occasional misspellings. Jesus, why don't you lay off her? I've half a mind to stop posting on this forum myself. You guys are such jerks, and now I'm slightly in love with Jojobobo. Fuck.

Good morning.

FUCK!

 

Who isn't? Honestly I wish I'd gone ahead with it now just to see that, but that's assuming that I have the intelligence to play such a long ruse out without tripping myself up which - let's face facts - isn't likely.

Good evening.

 

Good morning, dreamboat. Did you sleep well? <wink>