Smuel's good morning extravaganza

Is your father's line of work "Waste management consultant"?

Good morning.

 

Nope.

Anyway, end of the story: my mom laughed at my expression, "you see too much movies", she throwed away all the content of the peluche.

But sometimes I still think about it....

Good night.

 

Or did you actually knew what it was, but did not/could not say it?

You: *thinking* Ah shit, they found my secret stash of antrax/coke.

Mother: "What?

You: *looking worried* "Oh nothing"

Mother: *shakes head* "Yeah sure. I think you saw too many movies"

(Joking of course)

Good Morning.

 

I think Arthgon has seen too many movies.

Good morning.

 

I hear someone knocking at the door. Who might it be?

Good morning.

 

It's probably one of those door to door rationalists.

"Have you heard the good news about the many worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics?"

Good morning.

 

Good evening, how about having a game night?

 

Yuki tried organising one of those before, and it was derailed by a couple of trolls discussing Shogun: Total War.

Ah, good times.

Good morning.

 

Who's Yuki?

Good afternoon.

 

Aquila.

Good morning.

 

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Good morning.

 

Imagine an alien super intelligence came to Earth and used genetic engineering to create the perfect real life gaming waifu that nerds would instinctively white knight for at every opportunity - the ultimate fantasy paladin-bait, irresistible to RPG and anime saturated dorks who helplessly fall over themselves to defend her against imagined slights.

That's Yuki.

Good morning.

 

We have strayed so far from god even satan won't pick us up

Good morning.

 

Hey man, if I saw you in a bar, I'd try to pick you up. No homo.

Good morning.

 

Thanks for the thought

And now for something completely different, this morning at my workplace an empty pack arrived. Inside there was only the packaging. And no one ordered it in the first place.

Good morning and see you soon for updates....

 

My latest hobby: Imagining if James Bond films used the Harry Potter naming convention. Examples:

James Bond and the Love from Russia
James Bond and the Diamonds of Forever
James Bond and the Spy who Loved the First Person Singular
James Bond and the Eight Vaginas
James Bond and the Licence that was Revoked and then had its name changed to Kill
James Bond and the Sky that Fell
James Bond and the Time that there wasn't enough of to Die in

James Bond and the Good Morning.

 

James Bond and the daily dose of mystery: apparently even who's supposed to have sent that package doesn't know anything about it....

Good morning.

 

James Bond and his Thunderball.

James Bond and the Doctor who is the opposite of yes.

Good morning.

 

Putting all the pieces of Barabbah's story together, it sounds like what he's describing is - someone found an empty cardboard box at the office.

Good morning.