Smuel's good morning extravaganza

Okay, fine, I'm anti-cuddle. Happy now?

Good morning.

 

Nope. Everybody deserves cuddles.



And good morning.

 

Hah, that's pretty good.

Anyway, where's Jojobobo these days? I was hoping to engage with him in a calm and reasonable discussion of Bill Gates' alleged behaviour. I'm sure there is no scope for taking sides, misunderstandings, or driving people to leave the forum, as a result of that one.

Good morning.

 

It seems that he stepped down because of having an affair with a staffer. Wow. At least now all those female staffers are safe now....I hope.

Good morning.

 

Huh, Jojobobo continues to surprise me.

It's funny though, I hear the same thing happened to Bill Gates.

Good morning.

 

You don't know how much is weird to witness a prayer sung on the tune of the Addams Family tune. Kindergarden experiences....

Good morning.

 

We certainly get a wide range of ages on this forum. So how many more months until you graduate to elementary school?

Good morning.

 

I don't know about the kids, I --- wait, that's a joke. A good one. Ha. Ha.

Good morning.

 

Browsing YouTube. Advert comes on.

"If you don't know what Grammarly is..."

Ugh, is there anyone on the planet who doesn't know what Grammarly is by now?

Good morning.

 

That appears to be orthogonal to my complaint.

Good morning.

 

Update: I have now opened the tomato juice, and attempted to consume it.

The consistency and texture were both fine, but it looked a lot darker than tomato juice is supposed to look. Also, it tasted off. Not off as in rancid, or "gone off", but just off from how tomato juice is supposed to taste. After taking a sizable sip, I decided that I would not tempt fate any further, and poured the rest away.

This was a few days ago now, and I don't appear to have suffered any ill effects. I probably could have had the rest of it, in a pinch, and been fine.

The moral of this story is that while strict "use by" dates may be for chumps, leaving it for 10 years is perhaps a little long for something that's not designed to have an infinite shelf life.

Good morning.

 

I've read once on twitter this thread of someone arguing his mother decided to eat some meatballs found in the freezer expired even before his birth. I'm still curious to know how it ended.

Good morning.

 

This guy does videos of opening and eating all kinds of combat rations that are long past their shelf life. This one shows him eating beef that's like 120 years old. My favorite part is at 3:45 when he pops the lid off and smells it. The comments are fire too.

Good evening

 

OMG it's coming right for us!

Good morning.

 

And good evening.