Smuel's good morning extravaganza

You monster.

 

In my defence, it seemed like the logical choice as I was filming, since she was taller than she was wide.

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Yeah, that's right. I hang out with people who aren't clinically obese.

U JELLY?

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Okay, okay, I said I was sorry. Geez.

Actually... <checks notes> I didn't say I was sorry, did I. Huh, sucks to be you, I guess.

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Did you know that there are some people who pronounce the word "pecan" like "p'kaan", as if it referred to a character from Star Trek. "I am P'kaan Pi of the planet Ahmund, in the Makadamia system."

So sad.

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I know you guys aren't going to believe that this is a coincidence, but coincidentally I've just seen a video where someone pronounces the word "detail" like "d'tail". As in "I'll give you more of the d'tails later."

What is wrong with people?

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And my axe!

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Hey Japes, did you get your furniture back from Korea yet?

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Haha, yeah. Everything got stopped before it crossed the ocean. Except the car, which made a trip to Busan and back. The move to Korea has now been permanently canceled, and we're staying in the States.

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I know an American who married a Brit, and they've both just moved to Norway in order to become EU citizens before Brexit is finalised, with the intention of ultimately moving to Scotland once the UK breaks up and Scotland joins the EU. It's like some kind of four-moves-ahead chess game.

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They are an American and a Brit, so the deck was stacked against them from the beginning.

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It seems we may have an Italian in our midst.

Bawnjorno.

 

Thank you

Bawnjorno to you too XD

 

Yeah, okay, this isn't Facebook. Keep it in your pants please.

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