Smuel's good morning extravaganza

The weird thing is that the guy who was killed wasn't even playing CoD, the guy SWATted the wrong house. It amounts to someone dying because of someone else's monumental stupidity. Hopefully he goes away for long enough that he never gets the opportunity to pass on his total fucking idiot genes to the next generation.

Good morning.

 

Wait, where was this? I haven't heard anything about it, and I skim Kotaku regularly.

 

I get auto navigated to the AU site but I should just stop perusing their articles because they are actually just SJW opinion pieces. Reading them makes me slightly disgruntled.

 

I caught it on the BBC personally, here.

Good morning.

 

Good Morning!!!!

 

Good morning.

 

A fine way to memorialise your nan when she passes on.

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Good morning!

 

Here's a free tip for all you aspiring relationship-havers. If your girlfriend suggests playing a fun game where you list all your previous girlfriends and rank them in order of attractiveness, don't do it. It's not a fun game. It's not a fun game at all. It's more like a recipe for lots of shouting and crying.

Why your girlfriend would ever suggest playing the fun game in the first place is left as an exercise for the reader.

Good morning.

 

Just checking in. Good morning fellas.

 

How are you Japes, and what's shaking?

Good morning.

 

Oh, things are going alright. I recently met and started dating a really great gal, then a month into the relationship I had to leave on a three month business trip. Inconvenient timing, but we’re getting through it. Two months down, one to go.

I’ve had plenty of time to daydream about all the cool stuff I could buy when I get home; tools, truck parts, outdoor adventure gear, etc. But I guess it’s about time I start being an adult with my money, so I better just put it toward a down payment on a house. Lame.

Good morning

 

A business trip? I thought you had re-enlisted in the helicopter marines.

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Hmm, I don’t know what you’re talking about. I work for Cinnabon now, remember? I’m just doing some... consulting, with our franchises in the Middle East. I mean West! Mid-West.

Yep, definitely no helicopter stuff. Just sweet, sweet cinnamon rolls.

And a fine American morning to you!

 

FTFY.

Good morning.

 

Something to view at your own discretion (NSFW, I'm not joking): https://www.reddit.com/r/ScaryBilbo/

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Why would you do this Jojobobo?

 

Jojobilbo?

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