Smuel's good morning extravaganza

It is here a bit cold, but.....no snow at all. There's probably a small chance that we get snow here...but who knows.

Good morning.

 

Good 2017 super late evening.

 

I've ~3" of snow at present. Good afternoon.

 

They claim that there is a small chance that there wil be some snow tomorrow. I have to see that first, before believing this. Oh and good morning.

PS: Happy Birthday to me!!! (Well, it was yesterday, but still)

 

No one? Oh well...something awesome came with the post......the packages with Chaosium Secrets of Japan and Secrets of Los Angeles have arrived!!!!

And of course.....good morning.

 

"Are you growing a beard?"

"No, I just haven't shaved for a while."

True story.

Good morning.

 

"Twenty years ago, we didn't have technology."

True story.

Good morning.

 

I used to wonder what the point of beansprouts was. I mean, they're kind of watery and tasteless and I guess if you're hungry then they're better than nothing, but really who would choose to eat them? Then I discovered that nutritionally they're like beans, but with higher quality protein. So my position has now completely changed, and I use th... nah just kidding, they're still kind of watery and tasteless, and I don't see the point.

So guys, any ideas on how can I get Trump to ban beansprouts?

Good morning.

 

You move all global beansprout production to Mexico or one of those naughty Muslim countries, or you fashion many tiny suspicious little beards (terrorist-looking) and affix them to some beansprouts in his vicinity and try to make them look shifty (place them on top of a manilla folder that says "9/11 Part II plans", or something). Or you pally up with someone in ISIS and agree to finance a little terrorism in exchange for when he commits some sensationalist yet awful filmed atrocity he's munching a big mouthful of watery beansprouts as he shouts, "Allahu Akbar!"

You can't say you don't have plenty of options here.

Good morning.

 

I like the way you think, Mister.

It's kind of a shame that you're a human being and therefore should be avoided at all costs.

Good morning.

 

Good morning/midday or evening!

 

If you want to be even more disgusted at bean sprouts, I suggest you look at how they are grown and cultivated.

Good afternoon.

 

Good morning.

 

Just carried home 10kg of beer along with 6kg of other shopping 1.5 miles home uphill, the supermarkets won't stop me getting good beer offers just because I can't drive! I'm not quite sure if I should be lauded for my masculine efforts or mocked for mild alcoholism, maybe a little of both.

Good morning.

 

It would not take long and there will a Dragon invasion in Anaheim. Oh...and Good Morning.

 

I'll ask my magic 8 ball.

It says try again later.

 

Your mom got the same answer from my magic two balls.

 

Well

Good day.