Smuel's good morning extravaganza

And again. Good morning.

 

What so you're in Honolulu now (of course there were other places I could have picked where it would have been morning to illustrate the fact that at five past 6 at night it is not morning in the UK - but Honolulu sounds pleasing to the ear)? You and your filthy lies! Good evening.

Also huh, apparently I made the work safe announcement. The TA [redacted ahead of time] are as attentive as Fireman Sam.

 

Good midnight and also good Day Out Of Time!

According to Mayan culture, the solar year was composed of 360 days, and 5 more days out of time, the Wayeb, and those 5 days meant a time of great changes between years.

 

If other people can post "Good morning" at all kinds of crazy non-morninglike times, then so can I. Good morning.

 

Good mo... wait, does this make me a troll? Oh well, good morning.

 

I'm too lazy to give two shits about opening the first page of this th read, let. Alone reading it. Could someone give me a tl;dr for the four pages?

 

Good morning.

 

Four pages? Is there a secret Admin setting that lets you view more than 25 posts per page? Or do you have some kind of filter that hides all of Jojobobo's posts? Either way, you deserve a good morning.

 

Guten morgen.

 

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Hmm... another glitch in the Matrix? Good morning.

 

You can see them all just fine if you're a member of the master race. Good Morning.

 

Du must hast der Enigma machine für seeing those drei posts, herr Smuel. Unfortunately, du bist scheduled für eine meeting with than Second department für prying into secrets der state. Guten Abend.

 

Where does this wacko come from?
Muro? Smuel? it is something you guys did?

 

Ich haben abzolutelly nozing to do with ziz.

 

I have neither the power to assign avatars, nor the inclination to create puppet accounts given my history of being accused of being a puppet account.

I'd just like to take this opportunity to thank the admins on this board for their tireless work and fair-minded decisions. My short stay at the Second Department has really opened my eyes to the sacrifices that are made for the good of everyone, and I'm happy to be a part of this fine community.

That is all I have to say on the matter. Good morning.

 

Firefox hasn't crashed yet. It really is a good morning.

 

May I interest you in a copy of Internet Explorer? Good morning.

 

Are you all on summer vacation or something? Good morning.