Smuel's good morning extravaganza

Nope. Just working at a Cinnabon in the Midwest. Only danger here is diabetus.

Good Morning.

 

Oh yeah okay.

I'm not doing anything top secret either.

Good evening.

 

Well, shit.

Good morning.

 

We certainly live in interesting times.

Good morning.

 

After reading on the Obsidian Forums that some people looking for news on the game Tyranny accidentally went to the website trannygame.com rather than tyrannygame.com and found some err, rather specialist material, I was quite amused. Makes you wonder how many other urls are one letter away from porn.

Good morning.

 

Ages ago I tried to get to the Whitehouse website and typed www.whitehouse.com instead of .gov.
Twas a porn sight at the time.

Good Morning.

 

That whitehouse.com gag was rampant around the office ten years ago.
The damn cat woke me up at 6:00 AM on a Sunday and my allergies are sufficiently bad not to let me go back to sleep. I started playing Mars: War Logs instead.

Good morning.

 

I just laid a war log of my own. I let loose the logs of war. I dropped a bomb on the beachfront. I declared a porcelain jihad.

If you know what I mean.

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I don't follow.

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I'm saying I felled the mighty timbers of M'ars.

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Oh, I get it.

Before wishing you all a good evening, I wish to level charges of treason against on1ondevelopment.

Although mob justice tends to do the job we should leave the punishing to the moderators. If there are any left. Seriously, you didn't use to get away with shit like this!

 

There's other Arcanum sites?

Wait... is this still an Arcanum site?

 

I expect that visiting a Russian website is a punishment in itself.

Good morning.

 

I'm going to kill these roosters. Literally me, literally kill.

I do not relish the task but I've determined that it has to be done and the impetus has to be mine.

If I wait too much longer then I really will relish it. Actually, possibly literal relish in any case, as they are scheduled for eating.

Good morning.

 

Actually I did suggest some of the "looking elsewhere", but still within the vein of they should promote us for Arcanum stuff, eeeeeap!

I think part of the problem here was, though we are "Terra-Arcanum", enough effort was never put in to promote the over Trokia games - which we were also still supposed to do. If we had been all over Vampire too (which IMO definitely rivals, possibly betters depending on my mood, Arcanum) we could have secured more sexy casual users of the Trokia fanbase, but unfortunately now the most dedicated and frequent user of these forums is likely Smuel.

Sad, sad times.

And, good morning.

 

Given how you all treated me when I first arrived, I attribute it to Stockholm syndrome.

Good morning.

 

Good morning and solstice and stuff.

Quite a mild winter, here, recent flood notwithstanding.

How's the weather look in your parts of the world?

 

Sunny, with a chance of a total catastrophic bleak future and massive recession for the UK - and all because of bigots like Smuel.

Good morning.

 

Fascinating! I am always intrigued by local politics. Please continue.

Good afternoon, good evening and good night.

 

Bragequit