Smuel's good morning extravaganza

Still too young to sit at the grown-ups table, eh?

Good morning.

 

i wish even more

i can't imagine what it'd be like to go through puberty with the internet or as we called it, the information superhighway of the future.

good morning

 

I'm sure it's not too different to your own puberty experience, just with more repetitive strain injuries.

Good morning.

 

i can't imagine

Good morning.

 

If you can't imagine a teenage ytzk masturbating then that meditative retreat you went on must have been really effective.

Good morning.

 

No I just can't imagine masturbating any more than i did.

But I will try again.

Good morning.

 

Good Mornin'.

 

Okay that came out wrong. Or did it?

Good morning.

p.s., Deadpool, 5 stars.

 

If nothing comes out, something is definitely wrong.

Good morning.

 

A perfect 5/7.

 

Man, Deadpool was merely *okay* in my book, but still enjoyable. I think the hype got to me and I was expecting more.

Good evening.

 

I'm still waiting to hear whether ytzk was able to successfully masturbate.

Good morning.

 

You raise some interesting questions there, old bean. Assuming a given value of 1) able 2) success and 3) your mom, then yes, yes thankyou very much for asking.

The real question is why you are so agog for details, but please don't answer that one.

Good morning.

 

I think I've now spent long enough not answering that question.

Good morning.

 

Na that's okay, it's important to talk about sexual health in an open and accepting society.

I appreciate the interest and apologise for the many, many your mom jokes.

Good morning.

 

It's okay. She likes the attention.

Good morning.

 

Just got a flyer through this morning addressed to me, charcoal grey with black creepy artwork and writing, saying:

SING THE SONG OF SIXPENCE THAT GOES

BURN THE WITCH

WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

Slight worries about death-threats aside, I then noticed it was embossed with Radiohead's modified bear logo and I remembered that I'd bought In Rainbows Disc 2 digitally within the last year after watching Confessions and enjoying Last Flowers off of that. I'm guessing that I put in my address when I made the purchase.

It's a damn freaky way to promote and market a new album, but what can you expect from Radiohead. Google tells me Burn the Witch is a song they've never released but often teased, with Thom Yorke saying that he needed an orchestra to do it justice - my guess is that album will now be released shortly. Apparently these flyers were only sent out yesterday from the post mark, so I can't find anything on the internet about it yet. When I get my laptop back which has a working camera, I'll post it up so you can see it in all its vaguely threatening glory.

EDIT: What the hey, I dug out a camera a took a picture of it anyway...

Spoiler

On that unsettling note, good morning.

 

Epic advertising on this good morning.

 

Good Evening.

 

Hey Japes, always good to hear from you.

I gather from a previous post you're back in the sky doing dangerous things you can't talk about.

Good luck.