Smuel's good morning extravaganza

Good evening.

 

Really ruffles your feathers to think of discourtesy and immorality as separate things.

Whatever, I vote Smuel to be a nicer stranger on the internet than me, hands down.

Good morning.

 

In my old age I'm slowing learning that there are few conflicts which can't be defused by emojis.

Although I'm still not sure if that's the proper word for these things

Good morning.

p.s., Sadly no emojis of kittens or love hearts available, probably an oversight.

 

Nice try, but I'm confident that our esteemed colleagues won't be taken in by that brazen and insincere display of youthful populism.

Remember - a vote for Smuel is a vote for whatever Smuel stands for. Does ytzk stand for anything? Not that I know of. So vote for taking a stand! Vote Smuel.

Good morning.

 

Personally, I stand for walking.

Good morning.

 

It's true, I'm constantly not standing for things.

You're just lucky there's no kitten loveheart emojis or my election as Less Worse Human would be in the bag.

<3 Thy mother <3

Good morning.

 

The Tie Breaker!
I vote for Smuel's Mom!

 

I woke up crying at 4:45AM. It's nice to know this early that your day is already on the upswing.
Good morning.

 

Sorry you had a bad day, dude.

I hope it got better.

Morning.

 

Jesus Christ, I thought I had killed this thread.

Thanks ytzk, it did. Then the next morning I awoke from a dream where I was buddies with Andy Serkis. From there the day had no place to go but down. On the whole days are good, though.

Good morning.

 

I haven't had any recurrences of the dream where you and I are... you know... "buddies".

Hope that's not too much of a disappointment.

Good morning.

 

That would have been a depressingly hilarious last post to have in the thread.

Good morning.

 

Well, if it's any help, you're not the only one this happens to TDC.
I've done that a time or two these last two months.
That happens when a 25 year central figure in your life passes.

At least it wasn't crying after sex.
That's a whole new kettle of fish.

Good Morning.

 

Hey man, I said I was sorry.

Good morning.

 

Yes the tears of the world are greater than the ocean, and all the bones of all our lost loved ones are greater than the mountains.

Good morning.

 

On a marginally brighter note, am I the only one who can't help comparing Donald Trump's rising popularity as pretty much the same situation that's in Dead Zone? Where's Christopher Walken when you need him.

Good morning.

 

I'm a huge fan of the 1959 movie Ben Hur: A Tale of the Christ. So imagine my momentary excitement when I saw that there is a trailer out for a new Ben Hur movie. I say momentary, because it was clear almost from the very start of the trailer that it's going to be a dumpster fire.

Good night.

 

Yeah. I haven't seen the trailer yet, but when I heard they were remaking it, that was my fear.



Good Morning.

 

Christopher Walken is standing right behind you. Always.

Good Morning.

 

You'd think that might worry me, but instead I find it oddly reassuring.

Good morning.