Smoking

I can't believe Sofokl fell for it. :lol:

Why? Do you want to know what it feels like to have a cucumber stuck up your arse or something?

I'm from Belgium alright. We only fuck humans and household appliances over here.

 

I love pigs.

But fucking household appliances???? That's disgusting!

:lol:

 

Disgusting? What's disgusting about having your balls pressed between a red hot wafer iron whilst a mixer is waxing your corn knob? We Belgians find stuff like that very satisfying. There is a reason why Belgian waffles are world famous, you know.

I will, however, not go into the reason why Brussels sprouts are disliked all over the world, but I'll tell you this much: it has something to do with spoons. Lotsa spoons.

:roll:

 

WOAH! Beastiality and kitchen appliances? Man...I think somebody needs a social life.

 

One of my friends did it once, and now he speaks like Michael Jackson.

 

:lol:

All right, the pig thing was too much, but I've heard of tribes in which boys get raped by the eldest of the group so that he can help them make a safe passage to manhood. (It doesn't sound very safe to me, but hey, boys will be boys...:roll

 

Dude... are the women where you come from so ugly that you need to turn to electronics? Or livestock?

 

It seems more like a matter of preference than anything else. to each their own...even if their own has a thick coating of wool. Ugh...

 

Not true. After that guy got (*chuckles*) fucked over by the horse, we made it illegal. It's considered cruelty to animals.

 

No, he says there's not enough of them. Anyway, I wonder why they wouldn't go to the mainland prostitutes on the weekends.

 

Maybe because there's rougly 5000 kilometres of water that separates us from the mainland?

Anyway, West Island is a former penal colony, so you only find men and shemales around here. And livestock, of course. I don't know about you guys, but I'd rather have sex with a cow or a pig than with a man with titties.

:roll:

 

Where are you from?

 

If women are so hard to find where you live now, then move. Give the animals a break. :lol:
Besides, with the size of the animals you're describing, there's NO WAY they get anything out if it.

 

Unless you're black.

 

Pfft. Black men got nothin on me.

 

http://dailysixer.com/flintsmoke.shtml

If the Flintstones say smokings ok then it must be alright.

 

Hah! Yeah, Fred and his Winstons. I saw that ad somewhere else, but I can't remember where. But, Fred's a caveman. What's he know about whats cool today?

 

who cares what's cool today? do what ya wish, if thats smokin smoke. forget the fools who cough when they walk by, tell em to get the dick out of their mouth

 

Bah, doesn't bug me if they're playing for the other team. I just want people to keep their nose out of my smoke if it bothers them so much.

 

Yea, when I'm around people who don't toke, I open the window for them and blow it out of the room. Other than that they'll have to deal with it if they want to hang out with me at that particular moment. People don't have the right to be happy 24 fucking hours a day, there's something called life they have to deal with.