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Some people like brocolli. As long as they aren't bull rushing me and telling me that eating meat is murder (which has happened) I have no problem with that. To each his fucking own. I've never seen a gay person yelling as a straight person because they need to embrace their inner homosexuality. I've only seen stupid people yelling about how Jesus loves everyone, as long as they aren't gay, liberal, mexican, blah blah fucking blah. I've only seen people on "the right" (Oh dear god, a label, a label, NOOOO I'M MELTING, I MUST CONFORM TO A DIRECTION!!!!) yelling about how gay people are sinners and they need to either become straight or burn in damnation.

Fine gay people won't evolve. On that note, neither will you. Only your children will. By accepting they are gay, you would think they would acknowledge that they probably won't have kids, unless they figure out something the rest of us have missed.

I've never had anyone force "gayness" on me. I've had people come up to me to check to make sure I'm not "one of those queers." I repeat, to each his own. I happen to be straight, I don't need a support group to keep me from "slipping", this isn't fucking alcoholics anonymous, I won't fall off the wagon.

Liberals are pro-evolution? So Conservatives are against evolving? That would certainly explain quite a few things, but it's innaccurate. There is no party who has ever run on a pro-evolution platform, or an anti-evolution one. Liberals might be pro-progressive reform, or the environment, but I think evolution is one of those few bipartisan issues.

 

Well, I don't know of any "liberals" that want the teaching of Darwinian evolution banned from midwestern public schools...

 

That's what I like about you Jar Jar, you alway's make a person feel loved and needed. Now that I have "official" endorsement and Sherrif is somewhat back, I might put in for Milo's old "Scariest Pervert of the Year" award*.



*as awarded by Sherrif Fatman, back in the day.

 

Obviously what I said was grossly misunderstood and over-analyzed. My only point is that homosexuality ain't natural, and it isn't going to further the human race. That's all. Nothing else about the political, religious or social aspects of homsexuality. I have gay freinds, but I think that what they do is pretty fucking disgusting. I think the same thing about heterosexual anal sex. Am I allowed to have that opinion?

 

Sure, but we also have the right to say your stupid for it. If you think it's disgusting then it's pretty fucking lucky for you that you aren't gay. Nuff said on the issue me thinks?

 

I'm stupid because I stated a fact? Interesting.

 

Previously you said it was an opinion. Now it's a fact.

If homosexuality exists in nature, it is by definition natural regardless of whether it fits your vision for future human greatness.

 

As you said, you're entitled to your opinion. Opinions are not facts.

 

It's not natural to have a dick up another males ass, trust me. That's a fact.

 

It's a fact that it is his opinion

 

Here is Merriam-Webster's definition of natural:
1 : based on an inherent sense of right and wrong <natural justice>
2 a : being in accordance with or determined by nature b : having or constituting a classification based on features existing in nature
3 a (1) : begotten as distinguished from adopted; also : LEGITIMATE (2) : being a relation by actual consanguinity as distinguished from adoption <natural parents> b : ILLEGITIMATE <a natural child>
4 : having an essential relation with someone or something : following from the nature of the one in question <his guilt is a natural deduction from the evidence>
5 : implanted or being as if implanted by nature : seemingly inborn <a natural talent for art>
6 : of or relating to nature as an object of study and research
7 : having a specified character by nature <a natural athlete>
8 a : occurring in conformity with the ordinary course of nature : not marvelous or supernatural <natural causes> b : formulated by human reason alone rather than revelation <natural religion> <natural rights> c : having a normal or usual character <events followed their natural course>
9 : possessing or exhibiting the higher qualities (as kindliness and affection) of human nature <a noble... brother... ever most kind and natural -- Shakespeare>
10 a : growing without human care; also : not cultivated <natural prairie unbroken by the plow> b : existing in or produced by nature : not artificial <natural turf> <natural curiosities> c : relating to or being natural food
11 a : being in a state of nature without spiritual enlightenment : UNREGENERATE <natural man> b : living in or as if in a state of nature untouched by the influences of civilization and society
12 a : having a physical or real existence as contrasted with one that is spiritual, intellectual, or fictitious <a corporation is a legal but not a natural person> b : of, relating to, or operating in the physical as opposed to the spiritual world <natural laws describe phenomena of the physical universe>
13 a : closely resembling an original : true to nature b : marked by easy simplicity and freedom from artificiality, affectation, or constraint c : having a form or appearance found in nature
14 a : having neither flats nor sharps <the natural scale of C major> b : being neither sharp nor flat c : having the pitch modified by the natural sign
15 : of an off-white or beige color

From which of these do you get the idea that heterosexual sex is natural and that homosexual sex is not?

 

No I'm not going to trust you. Explain why this is unnatural and include in your argument why even other species, which arguably exist in nature, engage in homosexual behavior.

 

I've seen gay cats.

 

I've had neutered male cats who would screw anything that could fit between their legs.

Shh, let's not tell Matah about bonobos. He'd have an aneurysm.

 

Bonobo? The linux boot loader?

 

Animals can and do have homosexual relationships. It's a lot more common than people would like to think (mainly because it undermines their arguments).

 

I love that this conversation is the ultimate result of a thread that started with me posting a picture of myself. I'm also a little bit afraid...

 

I've heard the whole bonobo argument, but I've also heard that reports of bonobo homosexuality are either fabricated or the result of stilted testing. I could be wrong. On both. Maybe they are asexual. Think about that.

 

What, like bacteria?

I don't think anyone has ever tested bonobos on their sexual preferences. Their observed behavior clearly shows they are very open to all sorts of sexual experiences. You're welcome to put whatever spin on it that you wish; I don't think they'd care.