sleek jeek revealed!!!

You'd be right if you replaced "Nutella" with "Vegemite."

 

Ah Vegemite! What will those zany Aussies think of next?

 

my mom used to make me nutella and marshmellow sandwiches when i was little... but then, she gave me soy milk to drink, and mixed tofu with the mashed potatoes, too...

 

A Poem.

Soymilk, gross.
Marshmallow, May be...
Tofu, yum.

Nutella, is really good for you.


~fin~

 

They're both foul. I also don't believe I've ever had tofu, and I'm glad. I NEED MEAT!!!

 

Tofu is really really good. I don't care if its meat, you shouldn't expect it to be a meat replacement, its just fucking awesome. There is bad tofu however, just like there is bad peanut butter, but don't let one or two experiences with it turn you off to it, there is good tofu out there. Try going to a good japanese or vietnamese restaurant every once in a while, eventually you'll randomly order something with tofu in it.

 

Tofu? No! Why? can you get your tofu dripping with blod when you touch it with your fork? NO. I agree with jar, gimme meat.
Wich reminds me my dad got 10 grouses (i think that is how it is written) this weekend, the hunting goes better than it has in years,,,,,, and i´m stuck in a naval base in the rainiest part of norway, go me. Just thinking of that made me very sad.

 

Like I said, as far as I know its original purpose was only to be made out of soy beans, not to replace all that steak those asians loved to eat back in the day. Its not going to be meat, its going to be tofu, and I really like it.

I still eat meat by the way. I'm not one to deny millions of years of evolution by deciding that I wasn't meant to be an omnivore.

 

Yeah, but you also went the fashionable left wing health food way. Either way, in order for one living thing to survive, another living thing has to die, directly or indirectly.

 

Exactly. Who says plants don't have feelings? They are still living things. I don't understand how most vegeterian hippies are also the "commune with nature, evolution and the Mother Goddess are the only way" crowd. How do you commune with nature if you deny it in your diet? Nature dictates that if you have the capacity to eat meat, you eat it, as much as possible and killed as violently as possibly. And as for the evolution angle, eating only one type of possible food is bad for your evolutionary success, as is homosexuality. Actually, homosexuality lowers your evolutionary success to zero.

 

Fuck, can't I just like tofu for the way it tastes? Why does everything have to involve someone's ridiculously skewed perspective on "left wing" politics?

 

Your mistake here was thinking that I was talking to you, or about your strange love of tofu.

 

What planet do you live on? Female homosexuality increases most males arousal levels, leading to potentially more babies than we have now. Also, considering that homosexuals are still a minority, I really don't see what the big deal is, or how they're a threat to the continuity of the human race. If you're right, they die off and you're happy. If you're wrong, the human race continues anyway, and you can't really complain except that you're bitter because you weren't completely right.

Also, you can't like tofu because anything that's good for you tastes bad Sleek.

 

You are taking what I said way too far. What I meant was, those males who exclusively practice homosexual intercourse have absolutely no reproductive future. If liberals are so pro-nature and evolution, why don't they support natural sexual practices that would forward the human race?

I am in no way suggesting that homosexuals are going to end the human race as we know it. There will always be a far larger number of normal men with normal lusts for boobies and pussy, resulting in procreation.

 

What about Sultana Bran?... haven't you seen the comercial?.

 

ANYWAY, Homosexuality lowers the ratio of sexual gratification amongst humans compared to the number of babies born in a year. The outcome is more sex, more happy satisfied people, but with lowered chances of drastic overcrowding in the future. Now if only more right wing lunatics were queer...

 

I wish I was queer.

 

Don't worry, you're the queerest person I know on the internet.