sleek jeek revealed!!!

Ooo.. Sexay!

 

hmmm....looks like retard's kinda girl :lol:

 

What I find funny is how the censored face in the first picture doesn't match the oval you drew for it. You can still see where you drew the circle in Paint.

 

Whatever, Iwasn't trying to make it pretty, I was tring to make her in cognito.

 

If I were you, I would have been less concerned about making her pretty, and not making yourself so ugly.

 

If I were you, I'd fucking kill myself. :shootme:

 

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I think you're fairly good looking. Of course, I've also just discovered Belgian beer, so whatever. :heart:

 

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I always knew you were the smartest person on this forum Canis.

 

Hey, that sucks, if I'd said that, I'd be a fag and still dumb but because a girl said it she's smart?!!!!!11 I don't care, I reckon your dead sexy

 

Oh yes you do. Why do you think that every guy who's wearing expensive clothes, has styled hair, manicures AND pedicures etc etc is gay? Because they caught it when they let the original homosexual, Julius Caesar, who was known for his flamboyant ways (you really thought Brutus stabbed him because of politics and not because he found another pretty boy?) into their hearts and minds. The "message" as they call it, has since passed it on throughout the male population through the insidious means of persuading guys that dressing nice will get you chicks when instead it gets you other guys!

 

So that means, if Jar is right, Sleek is gay, because he's dressed nicely...
And if Jar's conspiracy theory is right, others might be...
And if others might be, at least one of Charles' must be...
And all of Charles' deal with the government taking over the world...
So if they're right...
...
...


TINFOIL HATS! TINFOIL HATS!

 

The world is flat and upside down! The sky is rising!

 

And have of it is falling! THAT FUCKING CHICKEN WAS RIGHT!!!!

 

I laid a shit so big and full of corn today, it clogged the fucking toilet and I couldn't plunge it.

 

I laid one that came out like a chocolate sundae and even the shit on top of it was darker than the rest.

 

Can't say I've ever clogged the toilet, or made a Sunday, but I have painted the bowl red a few times .

 

The most interesting dump I ever took was when I was nine or so in New Jersey. On Saint Patrick's Day, it is traditional for all the bagel joints (at least two in every suburb) to make green bagels. Actually, you'd be hard pressed to find a bagel that isn't green on St. Paddy's Day in Bergen County. So I ate two or three green bagels, and then drank several glasses of apple juice mixed with green food coloring. When I rid my body of the excess, it was greenish brown laced with dark green streaks. I summoned the rest of the family into the bathroom, and we all exclaimed over the medical miracle.

 

Once I laid a dark green turd that looked like it was 50% fresh cut grass, and 50% nutella (hazel nut/cocoa spread).

 

Nutella is the food of the gods. And by gods I mean gourmet Italians from New Jersey.

 

I think the previous statement should be in it's proper full form, not it's bastardised form, which is "Nutella is the food of the alien gods who hate humanity and want to flood us with as much crappy food substitutes as possible so that we are weak when they invade us." You are obviously a part of their agenda.