Shover me timbers. Aye

Arr!

 

So, laddies, 'bout what shall we talk, then? Meself, me thinks that we could talk 'bout what pirate movies we like the most, yarr! So, whadda'ya fancy, landcrab?

 

Haharr, I can't believe it's been a year already.

 

Aye, a year since what, missy? Me thinks me've missed something here, me does...

 

A year since the last "talk like a pirate day". 'Tis annual, ye know.

I think it was DE who announced it last time. Where is DE anyways?

 

Arr, me knows then... Anyways, Me've no idea where he be at, for the moment. Maybe he's off with them Lapplandish maidens, me thinks, havin' a good time.

 

Arr.

 

For the honoring of talk like a pirate day, I'll be wearing me special bandana and pillageing in every game I play. 'Tis a grand life as a pirate to be sure... at the helm of me fearsome Daishi, I be 100 tonnes of doom! Closing on broadside range...

 

Arr! In celebration of National Talk like a Pirate day, I accidentally injured me left eye, and I be wearing an eye patch.
Also, I brought me parrot with me to work, where she learned many a landlubber not to touch her tail, arr har har har!
She also pierced me ears for free. That hurt like fuck.

 

http://www.piratequiz.com/


Your pirate name is:
Dread Pirate Cash
(Picture of a jolly roger that won't fucking link)

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

 

Your pirate name is:
Dread Pirate Flint

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

 

Your pirate name is: Iron James Roberts

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!


Shiver me timbers, ye landlubbin skalawag! I'll keelhaul ya for speak to me like that, ya foul-smelling bilgerat! Now wheres me rum?...

 

Your pirate name is: Black William Cash
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

Shit, I hope this doesn't mean I'm some sea-faring nigger. It's someone else's turn to swab the deck.

 

Your pirate name is:
Red Bess Kidd

Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

 

ARR! Me name be Iron Jack Bonney! Me pleased, me is, harr harr!

 

ARRR! Shutup or ye walk da plank ya searat!

 

Harr harr harr, 'tis be no time for argue, lad. Say yer sorry or me will smack ye in the the face!

 

Withe ye penis or the back of ye hand matee?