Rosie O'Donnell is an Evil Cunt

Did anyone hear what Rosie said on "The View" last week? Apparently this British/Iranian hostage situation has been staged by the Brits and us evil Americans to start a war with Iran. Wow. Bitch should die. Check out the article here.

 

I said no such thing. Slanderer.



And yes, she's a stupid cunt-whore.

 

God I hate Rosie O'Donnell. Hopefully we'll kill her before she becomes one with the trapper keeper!

 

But she's the only one of us with the guts to stand up to that toupe flaunting poof from moneyville! Namely Donald Trump.
I know the subject is a bit dated but rosie could totally eat donald trump, and thereby win in a fight.

This allows her the ability to say shit like that and not deal with sigurd having never owned a skate board. Or a woman, which is what he really wants. A bitch on a chain, like in his favorite movie black snake moan, what a bastard. HAHA, we're all onto you, you rosie-hating pig snuggler.

What a tard, I've had it up to here with you people coming up with crazy outlandish accusations to rub up against the sensitive good names of tantalizing media saints like madam rosie.

A koosh ball upon your heads. Such blasphemes will not be tolerated. You are all banned for one week.

 

I'm going to eat you, you fucking liberal monkey-fucker.

Instead of a skateboard, I own a car. What the fuck is black snake moan? I'm a Christian, not a Muslim or a Mormon. The chains are invisible, crafted from angel's tears.


(I have no idea what that means)

EDIT: Oh yeah, that movie that came out a little while ago with Sammy J keeping Christina Ricci on a chain...didn't see it yet, but it looked kind of funny.

 

Here's a good one;

The truth behind the Titanic...
It was masterminded by the US government.
Maddox makes me laugh.

 

I hope that guy isn't serious about it, even though he seems to be

 

Does the fact that he released this article on April fools day say anything about how serious he is Wobbler?

 

Well, this is all I have to say about Rosie;

She is not Rosa Parks. She can't speak her mind without stepping on the wrong feet. She's not saying anything or thinking anything that could spark a cultural and governmental revolution, so she should just stick to her damned cue cards and leave the thinking to people who aren't douchebags.

Oh, and Wobbler, it's Maddox, for fuck's sake! He's not serious about anything except kicking ass 24/7.

 

Didn't see that one.

Never heard of Maddox before.

 

......your freakin kidding. EVERYONE knows who Maddox is. Now I command you to read every single article he has ever written without stopping!

 

Well, I guess I could do that.
Or I could go with option b.

 

You do realise how many articles he has written. And there is no option B.

 

Option B is for zombies.

 

No I do not realise how many articles he has written, since I have never heard of him.
And if there is no option B, I will take option C.

 

There isn't an option C either.

 

There is always a second option.
And I will in 5 of 6 times choose option 2.

 

No, there isn't.

Say you're tied up in front of a firing squad. They've just been given the command to fire.
You have NO option but the first one;

Choice A: Die.

 

Ah, but it's none of my choice.
So therefor I have no option at all, since I can't really choose to die when I'm being shoot a few times. But for the record, I will still have two options, as shown below.
Option 1; Calm accept the fact I'm going to die.
Option 2; Scream for mercy and embarrising myself.