Robot Unicorn Attack

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  1. Zanza

    Zanza Well-Known Member

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    Figures it was Erasure, damn them and their gay but catchy tunes!
     
  2. Archmage Orintil

    Archmage Orintil New Member

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    Is that yours Muro? Just curious. I'm apparently far more gay than my score would suggest (new non-gayest score of under a thousand) since I actually find the music the best part.
     
  3. Muro

    Muro Well-Known Member

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    Can't say that it is. I stumbled upon it while browsing through /b/.
     
  4. Zireael

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    OMG. I found link to the Robot Unicorn Attack in some blog. I was going to post the link here when I noticed this plot.
    How ill must be one's imagination to create something like this? It is raping my mind.
    I don't rembember my score, it was about 7000-8000 points.
     
  5. JustaFishInaJar

    JustaFishInaJar New Member

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    This link is pointless.

    Muro is getting married to a cheerleader.
     
  6. Muro

    Muro Well-Known Member

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    Nah, she simply doesn't yet know that not sounding like a bitter cunt is considered a serious crime around here. Everyone needed some time to get used to it, even my humble self.

    Could always be worse. Like, I don't know, [insert fake odd-numbered score] for instance.
     
  7. JustaFishInaJar

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    Defending her honor. Someone's getting laid tonight. I would trade the sex for a decent Left 4 Dead 2 partner, but that's just me.
     
  8. Muro

    Muro Well-Known Member

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    More like seizing the opportunity to be rightfully petty, if you'd ask me.

    Why haven't you done so already, then?
     
  9. Grakelin

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    I don't understand your logic in bringing your fiance on this forum to become an embittered husk of a human being.
     
  10. Muro

    Muro Well-Known Member

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    Was a bit sarcastic there, yet who wouldn't want to end up like the perfect couple.
     
  11. Zireael

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    @Grakelin

    Nobody said that Muro had brought me here. I took the decision on joining this forum on my own.
     
  12. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    ...That explains so much right there.
     
  13. JustaFishInaJar

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    So as you randomly searched the internet looking for help in a particular tricky spot in Arcanum you came across this site. And in a surprising twist; it just so happens Muro frequents this site. What luck.

    He brought you.
     
  14. Mesteut

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    She probably means that she got knowledge of the site because of Muro, but she decided to join the site on her own, instead of Muro telling her "Hey honey, join this site, you'll love it".

    Which would/could mean she came here on her own.
     
  15. Muro

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    Pretty much what Mesteut said. Mentioning the existence of some place to someone does not equal taking the person to it.

    Also...

    ...would not be that strange, considering this site is the first thing that pops up in Google when 'Arcanum official site' is typed (yet, strangely, the second when 'Arcanum official penis' is typed. Where did we do wrong?).
     
  16. Mesteut

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  17. Archmage Orintil

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    You win the Y.M.C.A. awards.
     
  18. Grakelin

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    I played this in the Modern Languages hallway with the sound off at first, and didn't think it was as gay as you all said.

    Then I played it at home with my sound on.

    This is the kind of game that makes Hank Hill say "that boy ain't right".
     
  19. Muro

    Muro Well-Known Member

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    Do you have cybernetic implants or taking some sort of reflex enhancing drug? By the time my score gets towards 60k the screen is flashing by so fast that my little unicorn doesn't respond fast enough when I press Z and I end up plowing into walls.
     
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