Good afternoon/day/night, guys. I've decided to make vacations more challenging and stop those flights to Turkey, but, instead, ride to...Siberia. Well, at least that was remarkable... Althought nobody thought I will survive and return, I returned to native city...It's now 12 C...there's no difference then either I was in Siberia or Ural's capital. What's more, I remembered that I must check results of exam. Surprisingly, I got A (with Reading and Use of English being 'exceptional') and that was a good reason to drink nail polisher and pure alcohol coctail.
Hi Sofokl! Congratulations! Hmmm... Now that you mention it, I still haven't checked the results of my english exam since 2005 june :lol: I got a certificate but it doesn't even remotely mention the results, only that I've passed (>60%). (Intermediate combined (C) if you wanna know)
We had the same borderline (60%), althought for us it was a real deadline. And as for others...girls phoned me today, and it seems that from 5 students being trained only 2 passed (me included).
Congrats on passing! :thumbup: I guess this forum comes in handy for more than just spam. Celebrate tonight with some more Nail Polisher!... Heck, guzzle some mouthwash and cough medicine and make a party out of it. :booze:
Sofokl, I want you to know I'm proud of you. You know, when your mom first told me she was pregnant, I was like, bitch get the fuck out of my cave. Then I was like, I sure as hell aint going to be no baby's daddy to some ignorant, non-english speaking commie son of a bitch. I was actually planning on taking her to the clinic myself. But I relented, and now, I'm almost happy I did. Congratulations.
*Hides bloody knife* You mean you changed your mind about killing her? Congrats Sofokl, your new skills should soon earn you the cash to care for a woman with no arms and legs.
Thanks, guys, for such brilliant offer. This will make her never more blame me for my bad behaviour in childhood