Request for Info and Art

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Tekkus McDwarf, Nov 27, 2007.

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  1. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    Don't throw petrol on the fire.
     
  2. wobbler

    wobbler Well-Known Member

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    But I like it when the fire licks they sky!
     
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    wobbler Well-Known Member

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    hmm...that's an idea.

    Know any good one that's for sale?
     
  5. Dark Elf

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    Buy the Yellowstone National Park. Ferret has it the whole thing will erupt and blast half the fucking planet away.

    Would that be enough?
     
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    From what I've heard, if the eruption is equivalent with the last one, it will snow ash in Kansas City. About three to six feet of it.
     
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    hmm... Could do with that. You know who sells it?
     
  8. Dark Elf

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    "National Park" pretty much implies that it's owned by the U.S government, ya nimrod.
     
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    that make's it easier, you could just use any senator then.
     
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    [insert lame comment on oil in exchange for Yellowstone here]
     
  11. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    Since when do you have oil?
     
  12. Dark Elf

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    Hey, I've got at least four litres in my car, so shut your mouth already!
     
  13. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    But that's already processed and not really worth anything.
     
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    I was actually referring to the oil I bought along with a filter to do an oil change, but I haven't bothered yet and if the oil proves to be a powerful political tool I might wait and see a while longer.
     
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    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    Then I guess we have no choce but to steal yours.
     
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    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    Invade Norway?

    Well, I suppose being that my family ruled it for many generations, it would be fitting to restore me to my throne...
     
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    Unfortunately, and I say this as a nod of respect to a worthy adversary, it is exceedingly difficult to squeeze any sort of submission out of the Norwegians. Before you know it, they will have gunned your king down, blown up your heavy water factory and politicaly schemed their way out of your occupation.

    It would be better if we simply invaded Russia.
     
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    Well, considering we will ahve Darkfool on the throne, they gunning down our king won't be a problem.

    besides, I only plan to enter Norway, steal their oil and then retreat to the reinforced borders of Sweden.

    But I suppose we can invade Russia instead. Maybe even go and blow up Poland?
     
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    The problem with your plan is that the Norwegians might resist Matt_Thorn's claims to the throne... at gunpoint if necessary.

    Russian oil it is. I suggest we simply cast some dark magic on Lenin, thus we're in their nation, enslaving it with necromancy!

    MUST... DESTROY... CAPITALISM!
     
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