Request for Info and Art

Don't throw petrol on the fire.

 

Buy the Yellowstone National Park. Ferret has it the whole thing will erupt and blast half the fucking planet away.

Would that be enough?

 

"National Park" pretty much implies that it's owned by the U.S government, ya nimrod.

 

[insert lame comment on oil in exchange for Yellowstone here]

 

Since when do you have oil?

 

Hey, I've got at least four litres in my car, so shut your mouth already!

 

But that's already processed and not really worth anything.

 

I was actually referring to the oil I bought along with a filter to do an oil change, but I haven't bothered yet and if the oil proves to be a powerful political tool I might wait and see a while longer.

 

Still not raw-oil.

 

Unfortunately, and I say this as a nod of respect to a worthy adversary, it is exceedingly difficult to squeeze any sort of submission out of the Norwegians. Before you know it, they will have gunned your king down, blown up your heavy water factory and politicaly schemed their way out of your occupation.

It would be better if we simply invaded Russia.

 

The problem with your plan is that the Norwegians might resist Matt_Thorn's claims to the throne... at gunpoint if necessary.

Russian oil it is. I suggest we simply cast some dark magic on Lenin, thus we're in their nation, enslaving it with necromancy!

MUST... DESTROY... CAPITALISM!