Replaying Dungeon Siege

Or a rapist. Personally I would want to know how ranged skills figure in.

 

That's why I thought Inspector Gadget. When you're essentially Stretch Armstrong with zany gadgetry in what used to be space occupied by internal organs, I'd be surprised if you couldn't have long distance sex.

 

No doubt playing with yourself in front of each other.

 

That seems the most plausible. If not that, trick shots.

 

If you can't skillfully paint your initials onto a set of tits, you don't deserve to call yourself a man.

 

Called it.

 

Another point in my to-do list.

 

Well I keep trying, but your mother's too quick for me.

 

Maybe Gross's might be a little slower for you!

 

My mother knows her craft well. It's why I can charge you the rates I do.

 

That'd be some trick without any credit details, still it's not going to stop me fearfully checking my bank statement next time it comes.

 

My mom's lacking in the "has tits" category.

 

I shall achieve this feat, or my name isn't Smuel Martin Oscar Rupert George Abingdon Stanley Baldwin Owens Reece-Dalton!