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Death, Death, Death...you didn't take in a word of what I wrote did you? The purpose of a flame war is not to take everything the other person said and try and throw it back at them, it's to come up with new and demeaning insults and phrases. For instance, instead of:

You should have written something like: "Your ability to multi task is astounding - perhaps you could teach others how to keep a constant stream of shit coming out of their mouths and smear it on their keyboard!"

It's a FLAME WAR - insult him, don't twist his words. Please try again.

 

Do you speak any language that non-gibbering idiots can understand? How about putting that into proper syntax, form, and grammar so that I can at least understand what you are saying before I dismiss it?

Why don't you shrink your head and use it as a paperweight? It's not much use for writing intelligent posts with, that's for sure. You wouldn't know Up from Down if you had three guesses. Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. How true is Stanislaw J. Lec's famous remark: "Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic."

You are a bore, and a very dull one at that. There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't afflicted with mental retardation; if your weren't so fat that buildings bounce when you haul your Sumo Wrestler mass down the street, or if you didn't have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. Who am I kidding? You would.

Please try to have some small idea of what in the hell you're talking about before you try to post again.

 

Darwin said that the man evolved from a primate. I can clearly see that not everyone has finished their cycle of evolution. Did you ever had a burning urge to eat your flees? Is orange fur common in the family or you were adopted?

A normal man has enough fat to make arround three bars of soap. I take it you can open a soap-factory which would later become family business. I heard they kicked you out of the Sumo olymics for eating every competitor and all the furniture. Tell me, how hard is to find XXXXXXL boxers.
I wouldn't advise you to wear yellow: people will mistake you for a school bus. Haki isn't your colour of chose neither unless you want to be mistaken for a military parade. Did you know that besides the tail you have much in common with an elephant? At least after your death, we'll have a steady source of oil for eighty generations.

For how long do you have that "This Space For Rent" notice in your skull?
It is said "cogito ergo sum" hence theoretically you don't exist. Ever took an IQ test? Bet the corrector never knew that the score could be a negative number. You are growing to be more than a slight nuisance because I have to waste time to read your posts. Did you know that the Down's Syndrome is as rare as 1 per 750 births in the USA? Well, consider yourself lucky, then! Those are impossible odds at their best!

 

Given that humans still are a species of primate, I'm not sure how this is meant to be a flame. Good effort though. :thumbup:

 

And if Icarius believes in creationism (which I doubt, though), this argument doesn't work at all...

 

Aren't we homo-sexual-sexuals, or is that just you?

 

i was going to declare icairus the hands down winner, but death seems to be getting the idea... this might be a closer race than initially anticipated...

 

You are an unconscionably inept malefactor and a petty, Internet-addicted mass of neuroses and pathologies, you anal-invading, stray dog-groping, shit-slurping, tit-guzzling, puss-nibbling, dick-faced jizzmopper!

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Alright, you win. I admit that I would never come up with anything like that! :lol:

 

I never thought I'd see the day where someone admitted defeat in a flame war by doing something other than trying to quietly sneak away.

 

he just needs more practice.

 

So, Icairus, are you willing to be my practice dummy?

 

Read all of loo's posts from a few years back. That should give you an idea on how to flame someone.

 

I was only inactive for a couple of days, and that faggot Icairus took my place in the flame war. He did well, I must admit, but I would've done better. One thing I learned, however, is that DEATH isn't another Wolf, nay, he is simply an older and (slightly) wiser version of our huggable little freind, and without the incessant swearing. At least your spelling is better, DEATH, but I'd still invest in a dictionary or perhaps a good spell-check program if I were you. Also, Strunk & White's The Elements of Style might be a good idea as well, or even The New Well Tempered Sentence.

Jar, I apologize for your dissatisfaction with my skills; you're the last person I'd want to disappoint. But you can forgive me if I thought initially that DEATH was the type to be easily goaded into enraged, barely illegeble comebacks like the aforementioned M. Wolf. He certainly does get upset easily, but the resulting storm is far less satisfying to watch, since the comebacks and insults are largely innefective, unoriginal and ill-considered.

Ultimately, if the opportunity arises, I will indeed bring my arts to bear in whatever bout DEATH (or any other) wishes to initiate. As of now, there is little that hasn't been addressed by Icairus, so I will hold my peace until I have the chance to strike back in a more timely manner.

 

Bring it bitch. I can swear at you in three languages to your one and a (very shitty) half. Maybe you'll be able to understand just enough of my italian to start crying

 

You're one to talk you little queer bitch. You come in here, and you fucking act like you own the whole fucking forum. that is MY thing to do you little fuck tard, and there ain't no way in hell you're stealing it from me. So back the FUCK down, shut the FUCK up, and deal with your FUCKING problems quietly, cause nobody in this forum gives a shit about your problems, or wants to hear you whine on and on about how your life sucks, and how something is high literature, or it isn't. WE DON'T FUCKING CARE. Jesus christ, the newbs now have gotten even lower than from when I joined! It's so fucking pathetic it's like a blind, deaf castrated guy sitting in a porn shop.I'm sick of all these little pathetic bastards coming in, and not reading or bothering to follow the rules of the forum, and absolutely bitching and causing flame wars because they want THIER problem solved, even though they have the SAME DAMN PROBLEM THE LAST 200 MOTHER FUCKERS DID! I mean for FUCK'S SAKE, CHECK THE DAMN FORUM AND READ A FEW THREADS BEFORE YOU WHINE!

yea, I know, I did some of the above mentioned things when I was a noob, but I actually caught on quickly. He isn't. Plus I was just in a mood to bitch somebody out. he had it coming... he did! honestly!

 

Matt, you're still a n00b in my eyes. A n00b that's been here for over a year, if I remember correctly, but a n0b all the same.

No, don't ask me how that works. Anyway, DEATH seems like an intelligent guy that could snap out of these n00b tendencies at will...which he chooses not to ...










THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!


N.B: I was going to change that n0b...but...it's uncannily accurate.

 

:lol:

And the sad thing is your more of a noob than him. Your a noob because you have no personality and are not well know at all. Personally I'd rather be an arsehole and people know it and know me for it.

You need to snap out of useless opinion posts

 

What would I be without useless opinion posts?! Nothing!

*sigh*

And, yes, you're right...sort of.

Hmmm....this, dear reader, is uncannily like Real Life (tm) - Sea Dog is a bastard that's well-known, I'm a randomly generated person that fades into the crowd...oh well...

 

As Jar and I demonstrate, only bastards ever get the chicks