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  1. Blinky969

    Blinky969 Active Member

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    I wrote a crazy story like this awhile back, this time I'm doing it like mad libs. Almost.

    I need a place where people meet and three people's names. You can substitute a way of title and something for a name, like the postman, or bearded dude.
     
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    Jungle Japes Well-Known Member

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    Place: Cafe of Broken Dreams

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    1. Larry
    2. Sgt. Slaughter
    3. the devil
     
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    DarkUnderlord Administrator Staff Member

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    3. Who?
     
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    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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  5. Blinky969

    Blinky969 Active Member

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    1. Telekenisis
    2. Invisibility
    3. Fart of doom!

    :p
     
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    mathboy New Member

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    I know only of one, and you probably now it too, but anyway: Polarbear Transformation.
     
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    Silvara New Member

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    1)Pyrokinesis (setting stuff on fire with your thoughts)
    2)Becoming a large ugly greenish ogre when angry
    3)Shooting laser beams from eyes
     
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    DarkUnderlord Administrator Staff Member

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    1. Eyebrows of Mild Confusion
    2. Evil Eye
    3. Pencil in the Carotid Artery from over 1,000 metres
     
  10. Blinky969

    Blinky969 Active Member

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    Who is the main villian, and what are they trying to do. As many suggestions as possible, and back suggestions are still welcome. Feel free to throw random names, items, locations out as we go.
     
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    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    OOh! We should make this an epic, over-blown legacy of the forum! With Jarinor and Jinxed as the heroes, and myself, Charles, and various others all acting under the orders of someone evil! ...I'm insane.
     
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    Blinky969 Active Member

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    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Powahs:
    1. Necromancy
    2. Thaumaturgy
    3. Accountancy

    Main Villain:
    Wonderboy Gone Bad
     
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    Hairy Potter as the main villain who wan't to lie his way into the world government where he can spread his false faith of the red potatoe-men!!!!
    ROAR!!! :p
     
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    The villian dedicated to the complete destruction of our universe. The villian who is responsible for virtually every travasty, genocide, and murder since the dawn of man. The Villian who eats turnips for dinner. The villian named..."Musk".
     
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    mathboy New Member

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    Weren't you writing some stories about the TA people? You wrote atleast one story about them in Australia.
     
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    And that story went horribly wrong mathboy. Horribly, horribly wrong.

    OK, I'll begin thinking up ideas. Probably the first installment by Wednesday. Any other ideas for random shit?
     
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    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Magic Artifacts:
    1. The Fabled Jellypot of Amiable Unfriendliness
    2. The Lucky (but smelly) Charm of the Yellow Amorphous Lagomorph
    3. The Tablespoon Formerly Known As Harold
     
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    You want our help with your FUCKING story?
     
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