Queth Question

Hahaha, what. A douche isn't a form of birth control. It's a device women use to clean out their cooters. It's like a bag filled with vinegar and water attached to a nozzle. From there, it's pretty easy to figure out what happens.

The bag is called a douche bag, and the nozzle is called a douche nozzle.

 

Whatever, at least I was in the right area sort of. At least I didn't call it a shower bag like Ferret! You could have just come out and said 'It's kind of like an enema, but not for the ass!' or something along those lines.

 

Douche is the French word for shower. It also means shower in at least 3 other languages, although I can't remember which ones. They're all European though.

THAT is why I thought it was a shower bag, because around here Douche is taken to mean shower. Mind you, I guess that's why it got it's name. It'll be like a personal little shower for the lady's genitals. Like a dust devil on reverse.

 

That sounds almost pleasant. No wonder it's used as a kinky sex toy.

 

Douching is quite kinky. Some men like to catch and drink the water that flows back out, immediately after douching. I like to have a douche myself, every once in a while. All it results in are wet balls, though, so lately, I've been sticking the douche nozzle up my ass.

 

That was a little too much information. No. Hell. It was WAY too much information.

I'm going to go away and have nightmares now. :cry: