Question about Raven

Your right about Doom. Definitely a B film. As was Resident Evil.
But, nothing can match a Uwe Boll Trainwreck. I think any game to video attempt could at least reach b-movie level, as long as that highly evolved vaginal discharge doesn’t touch it.

Personally, I thought they did an outstanding job on Silent Hill.
Jodelle Ferland did a good job playing dual roles.

 

Silent Hill was just downright scary. Not as scary as the games, mind you, but a good solid mind-fuck nonetheless.

Resident Evil... meh. I could take 'em or leave 'em.

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children was awesomely geeky win, but Spirits Within should not have been advertised as Final Fantasy. Because it fucking wasn't.

Anything Uwe Boll has touched... Well, the following emote sums it up pretty well.

:throwup:

 

Love the Silent Hill games. When I was playing SH2 for the first time, I’d only play at night with the lights off. Most of the time the Missus would watch me play. She said it was like watching a spook flick. Really creepy for the both of us. Then we went to see the movie. When Pyramid Head showed up…., well, I think I still have the fingernail scars on my arm.

 

Huh. Right above the head :thumbup:

 

Well, non-geeks would just see a hot chick.

Geeks see a hot elven chick!

There's a bit of a geek in all of us.

 

Normal Person: DAMN that woman is hot. Her ears are a bit pointy, but whatever. I'd hit that.

Geek: OMFG it's a gorgeous elf! The willowy body! The melodious voice! Those pointed ears! ...I'd hit that.

:lol: I'm going straight to hell, and I'm taking at least some of you bitches with me when I go.

 

Heeey, it's moving! I'd hit it.

 

I don’t know. She doesn’t have to be moving. That would solve the whole having to ‘stay awake and talk’ thing.
Of course the bad point is that you’d have to get up and make your own sandwich afterwards.

 

Indeed!
Pardon me while I go find a towel and a cigarette.

 

Oh yeah! I can't agree with you more.

 

Am I the geeky person that notices that she is going to get real back- and hipache when she keeps up that pose as well as the fact that no matter how she tries to keep her sword ready like that she is no battle pose?

Really, I don't know if I want an inexperienced swordswoman around the house.... talk about bad in house accidents...

 

She's preparing to cast a spell. That's why her sword is behind her back and that's why her right arm is in the air. Duh!

 

Ah, so you *did* get the joke. Shame on me then

That's a pretty heavy sword tho'. It looks like she's hungry, given her spine would technically be poking out her bellybutton.
Still, I'm shamed to say, she's pretty hot. But then again, I find anything that looks like it can crack my skull open, spoon out my brain, blend it into a shake, and force feed it to me to be rather exciting.

 

Puppy, bring me a couple of cigarettes back will you? That lady is hot.

 

You'll only win that award when you mail me an actual physical copy of that 3D statue.

 

*hands Xaio a pack of already lit cigarettes*
Do you want the towel too. I can ring it out first.

Does that mean when the nice policeman shows up, I’ll have to point to the spots on a doll where I touched myself.