Put on your monocles, and prepare for breakfast

Heh. That's something that doesn't happen everyday.

 

Is it, uh...odd, to be smugly satisfied?

 

It's interesting to know that we have not, in fact, devolved when it comes to communicating with eachother. Now we just need to find some Roman examples to show that we also haven't evolved either. I wonder if there was a term for noob back then.

 

Whoa. My mind has been blown.

 

I don't like pork fat.
I like bacon grease.
Yes. There is a difference.
I also like potatoes.

 

Mmmmmm, bacon.

My favourite pork product is definitely home-made pork crackling. *drool*

 

Tater skins deep fried in bacon grease. Spookily enough, spam battered and deep fried tastes pretty damn good. I've yet to deep fry bacon in bacon grease tho'. Now I wonder....

 

That looks poisonously delicious.
In all seriousness, though, I love bacon fatback. The absolutely best breakfast I've ever had was hand-made bread toasted in fatback grease.
It tasted like funnel cake without the powdered sugar...amazing. If you like funnel cake.

 

If I have anything with copious amounts of mead, I'll be marking my own May Day.

 

I wouldn't mind trying some mead at some point.

This was an interesting read; thanks for sharing! I like the concept of a steampunk online forum and am extremely impressed with the observation that our behavior has not evolved our medium.

 

Give me enough mead and I'll make six May Days at once.

 

Wonderful day really. Nothing beats an entire city population getting shitfaced and defacing city property with regurgitated bits of food mixed with stomach bile while the police sit by, watch, and do absolutely nothing except drink coffee and laugh. Every place should have such a tradition.