Proof of Wolfsbane's skill!

If this is what a regular cow can do...I'm not so sure I'll doubt Wolfsbane for much longer.

 

See, told 'ya, fool!

But that cow was weak. You should see some of the cows around my place.

Then again, they've been spying on me performing my Ninja-skills on some of the other cattle around here...

 

Hehe, that guy got taken down. That'll teach you to respect your next burger.

 

Speaking of burgers; I just ate one. Wasn't too tasty, but it was alright.

 

Homecooked or fast food?

 

Guess.

 

I don't know how to guess, let me check my intelligence reports.

 

You go and do that. I've got time. Not going anywhere, now am I?

 

In what? Nothing comes close to it - in what? Smell?

 

Never tried reindeer, but I highly recommend buffalo burgers.

 

Fast food. I'm pretty sure that you could whip up a pretty bitchin' burger, but were either pressed for time, or simply didn't feel the effort was necessary to make one.

No caribou down in Pennsylvania. However, we do happen to have plenty of deer. Also, during my year in New Hampshire, I had moose.

A venison burger is one of my favorite barbeque menu items. Buffalo burgers top them, though.

 

I bet your burger was fast food. Fast food burgers aren't terrible (mostly), but they aren't drop-dead delicious either.

You know what's really quite good? Squirrel. Seriously. I had some a year or so ago and I was like "Wow, this is actually pretty good." Granted, it was in a soup, so it could have been the soup too. Most things can taste good in a soup, including people. What?

 

Of course it was fast food. If I ever made a burger, it would taste delicious.

 

Hey Vorak,
Just once make a burger (salt and pepper to taste), add 1 egg over medium, and top with shredded hash browns.
Breakfast on a bun!

 

Why, it's like brunch on a bun?