poor michael

i'm aware no one cares, but one of my many, many cats got fucked up and had to go to the vet. apparantly, he got his ass kicked recently, and a bite wound got nastily infected, filled with pus, and smells like rotten meat. it's lovely. so now he has a shaved ass, and i get to shove a horsepill down his throat every 12 hours. he's also not allowed inside. his skin's all green and black, and it's actually kind of cool. just thought i'd post about it.

 

unfortunately, no. but suffice to say, it's really gross. it's actually kind of fun to poke him in the side, he squishes and oozes

 

Someone's going to get you for cruelty to animals one of these days .

 

bah, you're just jealous cuz you don't get any of my sweet loving care

 

That's why guns are legal in the US. So the RSPCA (or american equivilant) can shoot bastars like you

 

sea dog, you don't even know what your talking about. go stuff yourself.

 

That depends, is the cat a maschist? I've noted cats don't hang around if they don't like it, or express their displeasure in a varity unpleasant way.

 

my cats love me. they follow me whenever i take the baby for a walk, trotting along behind me for blocks.

 

Behind you tied to your car I presume?

 

She'd have to put roller skates on them first.

 

Cats are stupid. The fact they follow you around is a testament to that. Cats follow anyone who feeds them. Maybe they think your going to feed them that plump little baby you hold in your arms?

 

I've said it before, and I'll say it again - I don't like the cat that lives here. It's a cruel, ungrateful, temperamental shit.

 

Collapses in a fit of helpless laughter. Pot calling the kettle black anyone?.

 

i think i would like the cat better... at least it has fur.

 

The difference between me and the cat is I'm not ungrateful or temperamental . I also don't drag birds in the house and try and eat them.

 

personally, i'd pay to see you drag dead birds into the house and eat them... or at the very least, bat them around till their wings broke.

heh, that reminds me, a couple of weeks ago, Nancy caught a baby bird on it's first solo flight, and played for the poor beastie for over three hours... it was great. first he broke it's wings, then he snipped off a leg, then he killed the poor fucker... then michael stole it and ate everything but the beak. poor Nancy, all that work and no reward.

 

You and your cats make me sick. Expect child and animal protection agencies to come storming through your front door any day now.

 

I, however can only respect sadists and cat lovers

 

I'm with Jar, that was gross. I personally hate cats. the one cat we have at the moment drove off our nice cat, and does nothing but puke and shit. The damn thing doesn't even it. It just pukes and shits all the fuck over the house.