Poking contest

*pokes my ornate flintlock* I wish it would go away...
*pokes an ancient blade enviously* When will I get it...

 

600 probably

*pokes poking contest to the top so people have more urge to poke*

 

*pokes Noth for poking the poking contest to the top*
*pokes all the TA regulars*

 

*poeks Notty's flintlock* (just thought I'd spell it differently for a bit of exciting variation)

*pokes exciting poeking variation*

*pokes TA-Regulars*

 

*poks Ferret* _

*pokes the people who keep it at the top*

 

*pokes a glass of vodka down the throat*
*pokes some beer*
*pokes the fucking annoying legal drinking law*
*pokes a beer*
*pokes another beer*
*and another...*
*and another...*
*and another...*
*pokes a barrel of beer*
*pokes to the ground*

 

*pokes Maniac's airways*

*pokes Maniac into the recovery position*

*pokes 999* (emergency services in England)

*pokes Maniac as he's taken away to hospital*

*pokes Maniac again when he gets locked up for under-age drinking*

*pokes the fact I've just qualified as a full first aider*

 

*pokes a sexy girl while dreaming and then she *ADULT CONTENT* *
*awakes and pokes the strange room he is in*
*pokes himself to see if he's not dreaming*
*pokes some beer and pokes the cell wall*
*the wall pokingly falls down*
*escapes while poking everything and everyone on his way*
*pokes some more beer*

 

*pokes the limit of Maniac's drinking*

*pokes something else*

*pokes anything else*

*pokes everything else*

*pokes YOU... again*

*pokes roleplay-threads*

 

poke 25465,1:25471,6:25487,182

*pokes the person who can tell me what game that gives you infinite lives in on the spectrum*

 

*pokes reply button*

*pokes new Avatar*

Got rid of that damn club/mace/dildo/gourd/whatever!

*pokes Sheriff for asking question I don't know the answer to*

*pokes the next poker*

 

*pokes Luchaire back*

*pokes Ornate Flintlock*

*pokes Luchaires' vanishing dildo*

 

*pokes dark red colour*
*pokes red colour*
*Pokes huge font size*
*pokes small font size*

 

*pokes Qilikatal's obscure poke*

 

*pokes the fact that i lost 60 posts when the forum was moved last time.*

 

*pokes the fact that I wasn't here yet when TA crashed*

*pokes the fact that I worked up my post count rapidly*

*pokes the fact that I'm still ahead of Ferret here*

*pokes all the people between my last poke post and this poke post*

*pokes the fact that I seem to take it slower on this forum now, mainly concentrating on roleplaying*

*pokes the fact that I'm nearly the highest poster at DoA*

*pokes submit*

 

*pokes the fact that I lost about 240 posts!* :x :cry:

 

*pokes my new avatar*

 

*pokes my signature back in* (yahooo, got it back)

*pokes the screaming kids in this house who are on my nieces birthday party* (aaaaaaaaaaarghhhh... nearly teenage kids are horrible!!!!!!)

 

*pokes the fact that I guess I'd better change my profile then - but you must promise not to be too evil if I let you go!*