Pirates are way cooler than ninjas

Hattori Hanzo?

Anyway, Chuck is not, have never been and will never be a pirate. He's a ninja and will always be, dammit.

 

Who or what is Hattori Hanzo?

 

Ok for a start.
Hattori Hanzo never had a beard.
Not in any of the original movies he was in or Kill Bill V1.
Now, onto the reality of it.
There is no way to say weather Pirates or Ninjas are cooler than the other.
They are both unique and unsurpassable in there own right.
Yeah you could say that a Ninja would beat the living fuck out of a Pirate, but then you could also pose the question, could a Ninja ever attain the entertaining personality of a Pirate. Also you could say that "Real" Pirates (Reffering to the old school pirate movies where pirates were hard as fuck) were master swordsmen anyway. Then Ninjas are trained assassins to be honest.
Its just a horrible question that can only be answered with an answer that canot out justify the other. A stalemate as it were. Like i said i like Ninjas more becasue well, lets be honest, Ninjas are pretty fucking cool. But in a terminology such as fact this will be a neverending question.
I suppose its similar to asking the question, Which is better. Shintaru Katsu or Tomisaburo Wakayama! Who would win in a fight? Zatoichi or Ogammi Itto? Which of the seven samurai is the MEANEST. You cant answer any of em! Not based on fact anyhow.

 

Idiots, Chuck ain't a ninja. He's a martial artist. There is a significant difference.

 

And Mr T is just some black guy in a TV show who could still whoop Chucks ass!

 

Damn it, Bigbuckwhateveryournameis, do you think that Hattori Hanzo looked like he does in the movies? He was the man who invented nin-jutsu, and as an old man of his era (the edo-era), he was more or less bound to have a beard. Know your stuff before you try to argue, Hellbokos.

 

OK! Because Ninjas and Pirates are so rarely talked about in any other case than film i was assuming you were talking of the whole movie representation of Mr Hanzo.

 

stop assuming stuff, you ass.

 

Quethim > a Ninja and a Pirate duo. Enough said.

 

Hmm, Quethim. Interesting.

 

Wasn't that Qili?