Pirates are way cooler than ninjas

The power of your mind never ceases to amaze me, Vyenna girl.

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Do you think you've got what it takes to please a robot, Frigo?

 

Besides having killer moves?

 

Well, a ninja would do better at a disco than a pirate. All the pirate could do is The Stomp. "Yarr!" *STOMP*

I vote for ninjas overall. The original poll was about ninjas and pirates, not hot bitches.

 

What about hot bitches who also happen to be ninjas or pirates?
I still vote for pirates, but I have to say that not every pirate gal is hot...

 

My vote'll go to the ninjas. But that's quite obvious, since I'm a part of Bakatsuki, too.
And a ninja could take out a pirate any day of the week.

 

But a pirate gets more booty and can drink a ninja under the table any day of the week! Whats the point of being all that if you cant score?

 

Hey, ninjas can drink, but they avoid it since when they're drunk, they just flipp out and kill everything.

 

Was the pirate undead or did he just get lucky?

 

Probably both.

 

And, of course, the ninja had his arms cut off and was tied to a chair before the duel.

And the other two things you said.

 

I neglected to consider the possibility that the pirate was in better-than-average health, had better-than-average reflexes, and entered the battle with a pistol in one hand. The addition of those three things would start to even the odds - just a little.

 

It might even have been a rifle instead of a simple hand-gun, and the ninja might have been glued unto a tree with some kind of alien glue which you can't escape from, you're completly stuck.

 

Do we really have to do this thing all over again?

Chuck.

 

Maybe?

 

*Trying to picture Chuck as a pirate*

 

:roll:

 

Chuck is a ninja, not a pirate.

 

As hard as all of this is to follow, I submit that, while Chuck knows lethal martial arts, he does look more like a pirate.
What ninja have you ever seen with a grizzly adams beard and mustache?