Pirates are way cooler than ninjas

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Pirates are way cooler than ninjas.

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  1. Wolfsbane

    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    Yep. But now he's dead, Gross, and therefore counts as nothing.

    And I thought it sounded as a girls name. That's why I called her a girl.
     
  2. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    Your name sounds like that of a plant. For all I know, you're the world's spammiest shrub.
     
  3. Vorak

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    A meat flavoured plant? Vegetarians around the world can now rejoice.
     
  4. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    Or can they? Vegans will always have something to gripe about. I know a few that hate avocados because they taste and smell so much like eggs, which I find funny, considering that I think avocados smell and taste like vomit.
     
  5. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Vegans are just trying to be difficult for the sake of standing out.

    I say we put them on a farm and let them have things their way, end the slavery and tell them to keep an eye on things. Once the sheep die of heatstroke because nobody shears them, the cows udders rupture and the land is taken over by useless weeds that nothing can eat I'll come back and ask them if we should really stop controlling nature.
     
  6. Grossenschwamm

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    What a lot of them fail to realize is that by merely harvesting vegetation for consumption, dozens, if not hundreds, of small animals are killed. I'm not talking about insects, either. Soybean combines kill thousands of rabbits every year. That rabbit "essence", if you will, is then shipped alongside the soybeans, only to be prepared and eaten by a strict vegetarian who couldn't bear to eat a real turkey and instead ingests a tofu paste that looks like turkey.
     
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    And a portion of the money used buying the soybeans goes back to the farmer who them uses it to buy steaks anyway.
     
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  11. Wolfsbane

    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    Yummy. You should start up a revolution or something.

    "save a cow, eat a vegetarian!"
     
  12. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Too lean on a diet of legumes and grass. Baby's fresh from the tit are much more rich and fatty. Add a sprig of Rosemary and it is sex on a fork.
     
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    I'm almost certain vegetarian means "bad hunter" in Old Norse...
     
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    Vegan, of course, means "death from starvation". :)

    Chalupa Cobra... memories.
     
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    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    She was an Alaskan, vegan bitch who claimed she could legpress tons because of her strictl vegetarian diet. Her discussions with Sleek and Sigurd were quite amusing though.
     
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    I didn't think they were screams at all. XZ, why do you read Evil Kid comics? Its just that I want a copy. Now I know where the hell you get this evil from.
     
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    It was intended to be an argument against your vegan-hating. :p
     
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