Philosophy

Well, I do suppose that it is kind of silly to assume that God would feel like talking to humans that much, he's seemed pretty quiet for quite some time.

 

What do you mean?
He talks to rednecks in Arkansas all the time. Usually to tell them to murder black people and beat their wives I believe.

 

And that's in addition to homicidal maniacs, power-mad priests, and money-hungry TV preachers.

 

Well, the creature who speaks to them claims to be God, anyway...

 

When someone mention "black people" the first thing that comes up in my head is Martin Luther King. Let's all of us moment of silence for him

 

God has manifested itself in the Caffeine molecule!



All hail the mighty Cup o' Joe!

 

Ave cup o' Joe

 

Well, shit! Here all this time I thought "The Elixir of Life" was just a figure of speech.

 

Well, Coca Cola is the improved version of caffeine. And it's probably the elixir of life, too.

 

Haha , my grandfather just told me that the elixir of life is the red wine :lol:

 

Caffiene and chocolate are but two atoms apart, one nitrogen and hydrogen, I think.
Coca-cola is the "cream-dream" of some crazy coke fiend in the early 1900's.
Hence the name Coca-cola.

 

Odd. That's what my grandfather says too. Is there something he's not telling me?

 

My grandpa says that the elixer of life is "shut the hell up I'm watching the Patriots kick some ass".

 

My grandfather swears that any clear alcohol, preferably Vodka, will cure what ails you.

 

It seems like it is a big conspiracy involving all the grandfathers on the earth

 

My grandfather - on my mother's side - swore by good moonshine.
My grandmother, of course, swore at it.

 

I blame prohibition which drastically increased the amount of alcoholics in the US, up from something like 5% to a staggering 35%, with at least 80% of the population drinking it as well.

 

Do you know how much they drink in France?

 

Probably not nearly as much as people in Russia.

 

Yeah , i can imagine all the vodka-drinking-bushwaker-piece-a-shit people without a life and who's best friend is the спирт , by the way , did ya know that i can speak russian?