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  1. JustaFishInaJar

    JustaFishInaJar New Member

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    I vow to never purchase milk or nail clippers from a vending machine. Two times the I found the milk was bad after drinking it and the nail clippers were rusty. That's $2.50 I'll never see again. Hopefully my warning might save the innocent people of HOL from my fate.
     
  2. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    My highest regards for that piece of enlightenment.

    I've personally never seen vending machines offering milk or nail clippers, so I hope that the Evil hasn't yet reached our fair shores. And your timely warning might just be what we needed to keep the enemy at the gates. My people thank thee.

    Now, if you excuse me, I have a jihad to raise...
     
  3. Jarinor

    Jarinor New Member

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    Man, and I thought the vending machines eating my money was bad...
     
  4. Anonymous

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    I think they rig (sp?) those machines so that they eat your money... :/
     
  5. Jarinor

    Jarinor New Member

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    Thanks for missing the point - come again. Or better yet, don't.
     
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    Maybe they rigg them to collect extra money to pay for the repair's casued by irrate users who have had their money stolen? :D
     
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    So not once, but twice, you drank a whole carton of vending machine milk before you figured it was rotten?

    hahahaha
     
  8. Qilikatal

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    What suprises me is that nail growth is so high wherever fish comes from that there is actually a market for vending machines selling nail-clippers.
     
  9. Jarinor

    Jarinor New Member

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    I'm just surprised anyone uses vending machines anymore. Everything in them is so overpriced.
     
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    They make fine good beatin' with hockey sticks.

    The ones at derelict old hockey grounds, NOT the ones in busy malls. Have fun : ).
     
  11. rosenshyne

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    i like the vending machines at hotels. they have chips on the top rows, candy in the middle, and aspirin, gum, tampons and condoms on the bottom...
     
  12. Blinky969

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    Condoms, aspirin, and candy..... You could bring one of those machines down into a bunker with you and be set through a nuclear winter. Well until it runs out, than you'll just wither and die like everyone else.....
     
  13. Jarinor

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    Who the hell buys a tampon from a vending machine?
     
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    Girls that locked their supply in their car, and are about to paint their panties a nice shade of red?
     
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    Thats why I don't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
     
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