Opinions

You know those people who dont believe in god? What were they called... Ahh yeah atheists. You ever wondered what atheists scream when they cum?

And another thing that bothers me. The fucking news. You never hear a positive news story. And, theres never a posotive drug story. "Today young boy on acid thought he could fly. He jumped off a building and crushed three people underneath." I say.... What a dick. Just one time i wanna see on the news. "Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is mearly energy condensed through a slow vibration, we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, life is only a dream and we are the imaginations of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."

And moths. Moths baffle me. You ever thought about them really?
What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn't it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, "It's gonna be worth it!"

Anyway. Dark underlord. Ill be honest. I am god.

 

Hey dude, whatever you smoked, I want some.

 

Break out the banning hammer - here he comes again.

 

Need I say more-

 

He should be banned now.

 

Moths will flutter about candles or torches until their wings have been burned off. As for the kid on acid, the reason noone talks about the amazing revelations one has while on acid is because it doen't make for interesting news. You see that someone high on LSD has somehow figured out perpetual motion, and you say, "So? The dumbass is high, he's figured out squat."
If that same person decides they're able to fly under their own power, and they kill three or four innocent bystanders when they land, then that's interesting.