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  1. Etalis Craftlord

    Etalis Craftlord New Member

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    "Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup"

    "Love is a merry little elf dancing a happy little jig. Then the litle bastard turns on you with a sub-machine gun."

    "My fellow Americans, I am not a crook."

    "COnstable Visit-the-Ungodly-With-Explanatory-Pamphlets was a good copper, Vimes always said, and that was his highest term of praise. He was an Omnian with his countrymen's almost pathological interest in evangelical religion and spent all his wages on pamphlets; he even had his own printing press. The results were handed out to anyone interested and anyone who wasn't interested as well. Even Detritus couldn't clear a crowd faster than Visit, Vimes said. And on his days off he could be seen tramping the streets with his colleague, Smite-The-Unbeliever-With-Cunning-Arguments. So far they hadn't made a single convert."
    -Terry Pratchett, "Jingo"

    "Diamonds = a girl's best friend.
    Diamonds = money.
    Money = the root of all evil.
    The root of all evil = Satan.
    Therefore, Satan is a girl's best friend."
    -me (I got bored in Geometry).

    "love = time.
    Time = money.
    Therefore, love = money."
    -me again

    "Biology = the study of life
    LIFE = a board game
    a board game = Monopoly
    Monopoly = Microsoft
    Microsoft = Bill Gates
    Bill Gates = $
    $ = time
    time = a relationship
    a relationship = love
    love = pain
    pain = gain
    GAIN = laundry detergent
    Therefore, Biology is the study of laundry detergent."
    -yes, that was me again.
     
  2. Ring lord

    Ring lord Member

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    bryant1380 New Member

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    I looked around, went to the damn refrigerator, and grabbed the sausage!!!and the bacon!!!and the.......

    You have to be careful with eggs.

    Bill Cosby
     
  4. Hiipu

    Hiipu New Member

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    "I'd rather be a king in Asia than go to america and be a small potato" - Jackie Chan

    And i wholeheartedly agree :grin:
     
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    Zen New Member

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    Duh...

    I`d be a King anywhere, rather than being a small potato somewhere else...

    - Zen
     
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    Skie88 New Member

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    "If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind,
    what is the significance of a clean desk?"
    :thinkof:

    --Laurence J. Peter
     
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    fuck the ozone. get some spraycan sniff some glue.
    -chris knox
     
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    mrnobodie New Member

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    put the cigerrette out, get off you're arse and do some work or you're fucking fired - my boss
     
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    why dont you come up and see me some time.
    no its not me asking all for sweet lovin.

    im not saying who says it. you will know if you know.
     
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