Online Relationships

It's almost like we haven't all seen that picture 8 times already.

 

yay! it's Q!!! how bout you stick around this time, instead of hiding somewhere far away?

 

People liked me here?

Hmm, though your offer is tempting, very tempting...

 

I know. The ninth time is definitely the best.

 

Your extensive knowledge of threesomes and masturbation is vital in these little conversations.

 

You're forgetting rule's again Mat...

"Thou shalt be thankful for the eye-candy".

 

come on, Q, just cuz i've wanted to kill you on a couple of occasions doesn't mean i don't love you. i need someone to be my bitch... please?

 

People get tired of anything if you pester them with it like that...

 

If he's your bitch, do I get to be your ho?

oh, I thought you literally had like two bitches already though?

 

Wait, what type of benefits do I get for applying for the position of a bitch?

 

Bitch, eh? May I apply?

 

Sorry, but that would be illegal. Even in Texas, I'm pretty sure.

 

Not so much illegal as unnecessary, you don't need to apply for that position as such.... you just end up in that position after a few drinks.

 

Wait...so being a bitch, I don't get a paycheck, do I? Shit...I don't want that job!

 

i'll pay you in happy hour pretzals.