O, woe is me.

Viktoc?

 

At least you didn't use Ciktor...

 

Spelling it with a c is the right way to do it.

So sorry, but you got it wrong.

 

It's MY name, I know better.

 

No, your parents got it wrong. You spell it Victor, like I do.

 

And with a Spanish accent, it's pronounced Biktor. You know, because they have a funny way of saying their Vs.

 

I think Wictor is the best way to spell it. Maybe I should start with that.

 

Clitor sounds better.

 

I always thought it was a reference to a long-standing phallical difficulty.

Also, if we take this:

and combine it with this:

We wind up with this:

Wictoc on the clock! But the party don't stop no!

 

I prefer her new song "Take it off"

 

Ke$ha is such a hack.

She's not even a lovable hack like Katy Perry, nor is she an intimidating hack like Henry Rollins.

Be that as it may, I do like the idea of a "dirty free-for-all."