Northkorean investments?

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  1. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Note: A glass of "specially prepared" lemonade doesn't cost $500.
     
  2. Grossenschwamm

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    True, but the imbiber of said lemonade probably isn't a professional.
    Then again, you're still getting your money's worth....which leads to more sex.
     
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    Marriage is flat rate, prostitution is pay-per-fuck. The more you fuck, the more marriage worths it.
     
  4. Grossenschwamm

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    Marriage might as well be a pay-per-fuck.
    If I meet a girl who likes me and has wild sex regardless of whether or not I bought her something for our "one month anniversary" (you know, a girl who actually likes me and isn't an item whore like the last few bitches I dated), Then, yes, your hypothesis is mathematically sound, and I might consider marrying her.
    Otherwise, no. Whores don't ask for presents.
     
  5. Dark Elf

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    Isn't that an oxymoron?
     
  6. Anonymous

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    Damn, you guys have convinced me that hookers really are cheap.
     
  7. Blinky969

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    Presents, payments, every chick has a racket. An overly expensive/emotional racket. The only problem is when they get more interested in the racket and less so in contact with balls. Can't play tennis with no balls, unless the two chicks just feel like rubbing rackets together, which isn't really that interesting now is it?
     
  8. Grossenschwamm

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    Not entirely. A whore doesn't need to like you to have sex.

    If by tennis you mean sex, and by rackets you mean vaginas, then yes it's interesting. Otherwise I agree.
     
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    Bree, you really need to get out there and experience life. I suppose next we will be convincing you that sex must be pretty good as well. Otherwise when you are operating in a few years, your sexual frustration will get you fired when you finger the young girl in the operating theatre......
     
  10. Anonymous

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    Haha, I wont be operating people though, Im training to become an ordinary doc. Well, I do patch and operate smaller things, but not big stuff as e.g brainsurgery or such things.
     
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    I guess we sould be thankful for that small comfort.
     
  12. Anonymous

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    I wouldn't pass the surgeon course anyway. Too hard, I mena, what if you cut the wrong piece of bloodvessel? Then, I'm probably dead.
     
  13. Blinky969

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    Has it ever occurred to you just how stupid some of the things you type on this forum are?
     
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    So by your reasoning if the surgeon makes a mistake they die rather than the patient.

    Surgery just got a whole lot safer.
     
  16. Grossenschwamm

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    Maybe Bree's exam involves performing surgery on yourself with a local anaesthetic and a mirror.
     
  17. Dark Elf

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    Just like when we were talking about the effects of drinking methanol and she wanted to perform the liver transplant on herself BY herself! :)
     
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    So, you're aiming for the only profession requiring medical school which isn't respected? Your goal in life is to listen to people complaining about their back problems?
     
  19. Dark Elf

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    There is a reason why Dr. House loathes clinic duty.
     
  20. Anonymous

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    Yes, quite like that, examine patients and stuff like that. But, however, after my graduation I might take another course.
     
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