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  1. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    I'm torn whether I should be proud or angry for apparently sounding like Terry Jones' depictions of middle-aged women in DarkUnderlord's mind.
     
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    At least you don't sound like Foghorn Leghorn pickin' cotton on a plantation down south.
     
  3. Grossenschwamm

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    Sounds like the microphone is very responsive, and gets little feedback from other devices or radiation in the house.

    Mine kinda sucks, because I live in PA and everywhere you go is at least slightly radioactive, and also because I bought it at Radioshack.

    I got a chuckle from listening to each one, but I'm wondering how Grimm's and Japes' interesting accents came about :lol: .
     
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    And we all know how hard working those Amish and Pennsylvania Dutch are at digging down in the uranium mines of Intercourse, PA.
     
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    Gotta figure if Xbox was rereleased now they could make it as durable as my old snes.

    I'll put a picture of it up someday, but suffice to say there's a fucking HOLE in it. It still works, works fucking perfectly actually.
     
  6. Grossenschwamm

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    Ok, now I know you're crazy. The Amish and Dutch work their asses off growing (really fucking good) weed. It is their bumper crop.
    That, and radon is a huge issue in PA. If you move to a house in a mountainous area like I did, or really any part of PA considering how much uranium is actually under the state, your best course of action is to get it tested for radon if the previous owners didn't do it first. Lung cancer from smoking, I can control. I don't feel like getting lung cancer because some rampant alpha particles found their way into my lungs.
     
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    I had to look up Intercourse PA on Wikipedia. Apparently I'm not the first to react a bit funnily.
     
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    Now you know what those Amish are really up to when they "raise the barn."

    Gross: Sorry I forgot my [/sarcasm] tag at the end of my post. Where in PA do you live?
     
  9. Grossenschwamm

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    I still live in Nazareth, and used to livei n Easton and Saylorsburg. The radon thing hits home for me because it's the reason why my family moved out of my first house, and kept my mom from selling our second to a certain family who said they'd move in anyway and get all of the proper ventilation procedures done to reduce the carcinogens. They wimped out because the wife was scared of cancer. She lived in fucking New Jersey and was afraid of CANCER!
    Sorry I "snapped" about the radon thing before.

    Oh, and DE;
    There's a town in Austria called Fucking.
     
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    You wouldn't want to visit there until you'd been to Condom. Americans might want to choose Intercourse instead, although that's very near to Blue Balls. After all of that, you might find you've ended up in Climax.
     
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    Town signs being the only allowed outlet for sexual frustration among the Amish?
     
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    It's not just that area of the state. I live 20 minutes from a small town called Lycippuss.
     
  13. Grossenschwamm

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    I'm pretty close to Analomink.

    It doesn't sound suggestive until I bold it in certain places like this;

    Analomink.

    Honestly it's all I think about when I see the sign. I must be perverted in some way.
     
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    Well, there's a place called Anumark not far from here. Guess where some youngsters added an "s" to the sign?
     
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