New Pride and Prejudice on the way; Snowy despairs

fucking David Hasselhoff...

 

Was that a description of your current state, rosie? Or just an exclamation?

Oh, and did anybody see Anchorman? Was it good? Or was it like Old School, in that there was really only one funny, memorable part? In Old School, that would be the part where Will Ferule streaks down the road in the middle of the night. I never get enough of looking at that man's bum!

 

just an exclamation. damn him.

 

Oh.... It would have been far more interesting the other way..... I need to make another beer pong post, this is around the 1 year anniversary of my first good post.

 

Damn you, Chuck Norris!

Anchorman isn't that great.

 

I think what would be really funny would be to see Chuch Norris wearing a T-shirt that says, "World's Worst Actor". He would need to be kindof leaning into the camera, facial hair unkempt as always, and giving one of his cliched, stupid monotone drones about self-restraint or some bullshit. Then outta no where, some big fucker just kicks the shit outta his face. I mean, I wanna close up of Norris's face, and then the foot appears. It's like, face faaace faaaaaaaace faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace FOOT!!!POW!!!! This would be followed by Norris's intial reaction of falling on his ass. But then, a flashback of Norris's face just before the FOOT!!!POW!!! and then s l o w m o t i o n. Maybe Chuckie could still be talking in that deep lagging sound when you slow down a tape. Then the FOOT!!!POW!!!, and then we get to see Norris's face in all it's transformations. First the flesh on the face is pushed, slowly (we're still in slow motion, remember?) to the opposite side of the impact. Then, as elasticity kicks in, the skin begins to snap back, his eyes open partly, and his mouth starts to open. Then, eyes open, shock and pain, and total "what the fuck" confusion shining out. Then, kinda speed up just a little for the fall, the ass-hit, then the arms and legs hitting the ground, and then pan out to view the dust cloud that develops from his smack against the earth. Maybe even a slow motion slide across the ground for a few inches would be the topping on the cake.

Fucker me, I'm tired.

FOOT!!!POW!!!

 

You should be a director. You'd revolutionise the way we use cliches.

 

In 8th grade I found reading Le lis Mir( than french novel that is so boreing
compase to the Three Muskteer) that I refuse to read it. My mother from Europe back me up on this They are make kid read that crap book. I met than French Prof who told me they only have they 8th grade read one short chapter of the 900 page book just to see the auther style in writeing.
They have they student read interesting books like the Three Muskteer written by than Marchael under Nap.

 

Hoolywood moive makeing is mostly tash today. The public like these trashly moives they make today. I donot watch that many TV shows either as most of then turn me off. I find that the SciFic channel make good moive lately.

 

Yet again, Charles, you have written something imcomprehensible, not even remotely related to the topic and double posted while doing so.

 

That French book was than book that can put you to sleep when you cannot sleep, not even French put it public school student thought that odeal of reading that book, the proff was than prof of French Liter said even he find it hard to read that book as it is dull and boreing. Reading that book almost make me than many student give up on reading all together an I love to read. It you want to encought kid to read give then inreresting books to read complete. The English tranlate I hear of that book is better than the orginate French.

 

It depend on whay you mean by acting in the first place. French make a moive about Nap they Great Emporous and General. They need someone who have the height of Nap or near to it and the personality of Nap. The actor best suit for the part was than Spainish actor who cannot speak french at all. They use him and the line duded in by than good french speacker.

 

wow, charles, are you sure you can read English?

 

Well style of writting novel wasnot well like in France either only afew books where written useing that style. First the book was depression dealing with how bad someone life is in total detail, I donot carry on like that so I have touble speaken and spelling an I donot let that stop me from speaken and writeing. That prof was in charge of picking reading material for the French System that is interesting and will encought the student to read more.

 

yup, exactly. :roll:

 

:winks at Rosie

Watch this.

Hey Charles, do you think Chuck Norris is a good actor?

How much you wanna bet I won't get a straight answer.

 

A "yes" or "no" answer with simple justification? Charles??

 

And it'll be explained through a span of not 1, but 2 posts meaning absolutely nothing.

 

Yes in certain role and he know what role he is best at.

Napoleon was only 4 feet 1 inches tall and haveing than 6 ft 2 in man play him doesnot make than accurate moive, very person know Napoleon nickmane was the Little Coporate.