New pet

Given the context of your first sentence, I'm still pretty sure you'd use your penis on the cat.

Doubly sure.

 

Is there any other use for cats?

 

You can also use them to inspire asthma attacks. Also, certain cultures raise cats for food, but all of this is based on personal preference. In that perspective, I guess your use is adequate.

 

My cat serves to give me friendship, cuddles, purring, and never-ending entertainment whenever people who are NOT cat people visit. *snicker*

 

My old cat, a 17 year old calico, is nothing if not hungry. Se cares about nothing but food, and even wakes me up in the middle of the night to feed her. I tried just going back to sleep, but she'll keep waking me up. Now, you might be saying it's because I need to show her who's boss, but she's finally happy like this, so I'll put up with it.

 

Fixed

 

Instead of getting a cat you should get a Super Nintendo instead. With Contra 3: The Alien Wars. Now that's a pet.

 

Germany did the same stuff with the game Rocket Man (I think that this was the name.) that played in the Second World War. In the original intro of that game, there came swastikas out of his mouth, when Hitler held a speech. Also there was a game where they replaced the human enemies with robots. They did the same stuff with other games indeed.

 

Probotector sounds like a game we used to play in the Navy when things got boring around the barracks. IfyouknowwhatImean...

 

My good friend goes to Germany every year for Christmas (his mom's a German national), and one year he came back with Probotector on his gameboy.

 

Probotector sounds like an unnecessarily invasive medical procedure.