My newest story

I'm sorry I hurt you so much RP, I am writing this one though. Not going to put a deadline on it, I don't work well with those. But It should be done soon, at least done enough that I can post some of it. After I get my poll results back though.

 

That guy is no James Bond! He looks like a gynecologist!
Now that I think about it, JB was also a gynecologist...

 

..what about high fantasy? Doesn't anyone else like stories about stoned knights?

 

How 'bout just plain, regular fantasy? Then you could write about smashing DarkFool's face into the curb...?

 

So James Bond wins.

I kind of like my Jack B. Johnson name, or do you guys think it's too stupid?

 

Sounds like a whisky.

 

surely you mean "F0h TeH WlN??"

 

You underrate eloquence.

 

And how shall I name my most eloquent spy?

 

Al E. Strauss. (Full name Algernon, middle name unknown)

 

Endeavour, of course. To be revealed on the last page of the last novel in the series.

 

The name's Bond. Japes Bond.

 

the name is Blond.... Bright Blond

 

What about Benjamin Graham?

 

As you like those names, why not Will Woodrow?

[EDIT: typo]

 

Salvatore Arametto, former mobster turned British Secret Service. (Imagine all the background-related conflicts you could do!)

 

There are no Italian British people, come on.