my kid is still the most beautiful creature on earth...

And there we have a custom avatar.

 

piopio? Is that some sort of bird?

 

No thats you and milo.

 

Piopio is the way the birds go in Spanish. Nothing of that chirrip-chirrup kind.

 

Spanish birds sound different than other birds? Or do you mean miaau miaau, woof woof?

 

In Sweden, they sound "Moooh, Moooh!"

 

In Maine, moose eat all the birds. I guess birds go *crunch*.

 

Those are vultures, aren't they? I mean, you didn't really mean "moose", right?

 

No, mooses. They eat a lot of birds in Sweden, too. So most birds go *crunch* here as well.

 

How does a moose catch a bird?

 

Red Bull.

 

And where do they get Red Bull?

Police Officer: "Code 5432, we've got a Moose Raid at the 7/11 in southern Bangor."

 

You´re on the right track. They ram the shop's window, chew as many red bull as possible, and then they go hunting for them birds. The police never stands a chance, the mooses are gone in a matter of seconds.

 

They only chew the Red Bull? Strange.

 

Ever seen a moose trying to open a box of red bull the traditinal way? Horns and moose feet is not prescion instruments you know.

 

No, what I meant is, it's strange that they don't chew anything else.

 

I've heard they also go for Speed.

 

Well, they only need the Red Bull to hunt the birds, and they don´t want to be rude. But they do leave a... payment...

 

Yeah, they give 10% of the catchings to the store owner.

 

In Soviet Maine, moose eat you!