My Drunken Post

I'm just disappointed is all. I thought you'd be better.

 

To be fair, it is actually quite funny that he seems to think "I'll use you to fuck myself in the ass" is a point scored for himself.

 

I'm glad to disappoint you Wayne. Why should you take any pleasure or entertainment from me? I am not here to amuse you. Don't fucking turn me into Joe Pesci because I'll go casino on you. Except I won't be on the end of a dozen baseball bats when I'm finished.

 

What are you here for then? To get banned from a forum that's irrelevant to the vast majority people? How worthwhile.

 

I would rather be a big fish in a small pond if you know what I mean. It's nice to be a part of something, even if your hated by all. I was never a part of anything growing up. Other than chess camp. Lot's of chess. Lot's of boy's would fuck me at chess club. I was their rent boy. I suppose I have a complex against the world.

 

That's actually pretty funny if it's true.

 

Oh it's true. What's not true is how that would give me such a complex. What's true is I loved every second of it. Hot floppy cocks slapping me round the face.

 

meh

 

Well from what I've seen people are largely indifferent to you, granted they do disdain you, but no ones actually invested enough in what you say to hate you properly. You're not even a big fish, you're not significant or special in the slightest, and all this will have been when you are probably banned was a massive waste of your time. There must be something better you could be doing than committing to completely impotent and futile trolling attempts on this forum, and if there isn't then you're truly pitiful.

 

Christ, even im a better troll than this moron.

 

To be fair, he was probably effective back when thinking about your father being raped by a gang of surly gay men while your mother was forced to watch while having her stomach sliced open and eating her own shit again and again as she was made to remove it from her opened stomach each time was offensive; but nowadays: nah.

 

Wow. I never have thought that You-Know-Who lost his touch after those years. Now he is just a sad fuck.

 

Well, we're all sad fucks. Let's not hold that against him.

 

True. But You-Know-Who probably thinks that he is something special kind of sad fuck.

 

Is that mean to be funny? It's not.

 

Well, we all think we're some special kind of sad fucks. Let's not hold that against him.

 

Huh? Since when is it funny? We all used to say HWLFP or You-Know-Who when we talked about him. So I am not sure where the problem lies.

Fixed grammar and stuff.

 

Arthgon accidentally the whole problem.

 

It is not my problem.

 

Your edit just ruined my joke. Thanks for nothing.