My Drunken Post

Perhaps his name was Albert Leek.

 

Oh right, I was just imagining something more premeditated than that!

 

It's funny because pedał means fag in Polish.

 

So does that mean that someone who likes gay people would be called a pedalphile?

 

Smuel. I have noted all of your activities here on HOL. I am intrigued. You seem to have done my job for me for a long time. You realize the ultimate goal of one such as me is to create situations that revolve around myself without doing any physical work or conjuring up any creative thought. Here is where you went wrong. Your Rap was to good.
Remember, I span the web, you are to crawl in it.
You can suck my fucking dick you Ant Mop if you think I'll stand by and watch this travesty to continue. I will fuck you and your family. Remember now, I am a multimillionaire. It can be done. I am Jarinor you know. Dumbed down of course.

 

Who is this "Smuel" of whom you speak? My name is "Smuelissim0".

 

How about BabyCuntRape. BCR will be the abbreviation of your name. It stands for BabyCuntRape. BabyCuntRape.

 

Wow, you are not a nice person.

Okay, I'm going to stop responding to you now, because if I carry on we'll be accused of being each other's sockpuppets, and then both of us will get banned, and nobody wants that.

Well, apart from most of the people on the forum.

 

Grow a fuckin spine you worm.
Wriggle away and you might remain intact.

 

Nah, Smuel's better than this guy.

 

Your name is Wayne. I think that's enough said from you. I've never seen a duller cunt that you. I mean fuck, Jesus Wept. You know your life is a miracle of insane odds. You have been given the biggest gift, the gift of life. What have you done with it Wayne? Do you feel bad for letting your parents down? Never living up to anyone's expectations? Well I'd like to play a game. Inside your chest is the key to unlocking the device that's attached to your head. You have 30 seconds... to.... Wait. Wrong show. Sorry Wayne. My point is your a dull twat who's opinion means little to anyone.

 

Yeah, Smuel's trolls have more refinement than this guy's. He's entertaining and clever; this guy's just meh.

 

Your talking shit. I'm incredibly refined. I drink tea and listen to Tchaikovsky while I insult you. I'm sorry Wayne if I do not ring the bells you wish to hear. I am truly sorry that I lack the entertainment value that your seeking from a trolls post. Do remember, it is hard to draw entertainment from a direct insult unless you don't take yourself as serious as you seem to. Loosen up a bit, maybe entertain a bit of bisexuality. Maybe do some drugs, get an enema. Whatever helps you loosen up that ass hole of yours.

 

I hope you're not HWLFP, because, if you are, you seem to have lost your touch.

 

I have no touch Wayne. I never did. I leave no mark and I have no effect. Gross proved that. /Laugh

 

Yeah, I was going to say - I can't believe you guys thought my writing style was similar to this idiot's. That's far more insulting than anything he's actually written.

 

When I initiated the Hellbokos vs Smuel embargo, I didn't bank on their having to have been a call for any witty criticisms, any virtuoso writing styles in order to appease and open the door to the formidable ones. You my friend are not of the caliber of those I mean to offend. You are simply a small toy that I might shove up peoples ass now and again. Hell, occasionally my ass.

 

Well, that sure burst my bubble: I thought that if HWLFP ever came back, it would be funny and edgy; but it turns out he's just a lot of hype. Dang.

 

Your pathetic. I'm not here to be edgy or funny. I'm here to play things out. There is always a reason Wayne. You know we are all amusing sock puppets of one Muro anyway so why not relax about it and let me settle in my way.