My Drunken Post

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  1. Grakelin

    Grakelin New Member

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    Man you are gonna be so embarrassed when you see what you wrote in the morning.
     
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    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    The only thing that could save this thread from its current blandness would be if Grakelin would continute to enlighten us all about his drunken depravity and make random and disturbingly intimate comments concerning his private life.
     
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    Bland? Are you immune to the flavor explosion known as hot-dog relish?
     
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    You just wait, I bet any minute now Grakelin will be like "Last night I totally shoved my big toe into another guy's butt."
     
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    I actually thought this was hilarious. I'm so used to threads that have almost-personal titles being rambling and stupid and whiny; this gave me a good laugh.
     
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    I was and still am disappointed. So much so that I am compelled to blog about the guy who shoved his foot in my arse last night.
     
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    So stop opening Gross's threads?
     
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    Screw all of you, and fuck this thread.

    ...I now want a polish dog.
     
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    Last night I totally shoved my big toe into another guy's butt
     
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    Woof.
     
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    Speaking of true stories and drunkeness, every time I drink more than 4-5 standard drinks now I shit liquid for a week in recovery. Johnny Cash - "Ring of Fire" takes on entire new meaning, indeed.

    Is that personal and/or disturbing enough for you?
     
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    You are sober and it's not your thread, so no.
     
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    Funny enough, that's similar to how a friend of mine realized he'd become an alcoholic.
     
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    And it's almost exactly how a friend of mine realised he was homosexual.
     
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    Sure...
     
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    Disturbingly enough, I once saw this happen in the changing room at this sawmill I used to work at.

    You know you work at a strange place when all through your workday, men in their 40's randomly scream "PENIS" on the earmuff intercom.
     
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    How did he manage that?! Was the guy pinned down, or did the perpetrator just have strangely agile feet and was good at sneaking? I just can't imagine how that could have gone down.
     
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