My Addiction

I'm addicted to posting on TA. It's very unfortunate, and I have noone to blame but myself. I joined on February 21 of this year, and already I have so many posts. I post more than Wolfsbane every day. Just thought I'd get that out there.

 

I'm addicted to Super Mario Bros 3. I saw that video of some guy playing through the game in 11 minutes, and now I'm glued to the controller trying to duplicate his feat. After about 2 hours, I got the first level down. My right hand is now severely cramped.

 

I cannot say I'm addicted, but I regularily smell Snuff in big portions (so that you become partially unconscious and wanna to sleep. Occasional falls from the ladders in your house is possible). Partially I'm addicted to reading

 

So you post more than me? That's not a good sign you know. You're losing it.

 

Of course. Two post(ing) addicts for one forum is too much.

 

So instead, you ended up here, agreeing with people on the net, eh?

 

That sounds, no offence, quite a bit spammy.

 

Teh Swedish Spamâ„¢ does not need competition.

 

I myself prefer "President" and "Cherry", and apricot is "flame" of my friend

 

Hi, my name is Maximus, and I'm a post-aholic. Bwaa haa haa!
Get a grip man, take up a fashionable addiction like coffee, booze, or money. At least you wont get cateracs.

 

Eh, I'm not really the type to have a material addiction. Hell, my body's immune to marijuana and alcohol, i.e. I can't get buzzed or high.
And, I'd most likely get myopia from frequenting the forums so much; cataracts are caused by the protiens within the lens of the eye changing composition due to age/illness.
I do remember posting something about how I smoke cigars sometimes, but I'm not actually addicted to nicotine yet. Yup...well, I might get addicted to money...I can see why I'd want as much as I can get. Or need. Yep. I need money...I guess that means I'm already addicted.

 

Heh heh. I just posted a thread in the Bungie.net Halo 3 forum. It got deleted before it was 3 minutes old.

 

Hahaha ^^ That's frickin awsome!

... I it true what it sais?

 

Who knows. I'm not sure Jarinor has the penis larger than Rasputin had (Rasputin died in 1917...)

 

They do vary I still have no penis of my own, hurray! I love borrowing those little fellows.

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Of course, the owner must be still stuck to the little fellow. No way I'm gonna take one without the other.

 

I see. Well in that case I should've a rather large one, eh? And Blinky... Jeez.