"When Mr. T sleeps, he stores his gold chains in a special closet built for this purpose. We know this place as "Fort Knox"." XD I love it!
"Despite his constantly adding gold to it, Mr. T's chains remain roughly the same weight. This is because he is constantly absorbing microscopic amounts of his gold chains via osmosis, which he uses to fuel his immortality and godlike powers." Best fact ever.
"It has been noted that ninjas are only afraid of pirates and ghosts. Their obvious fear of Mr.T goes without saying."
"If at the exact same moment, the same person was pitied by Mr. T and roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, the universe would implode."
"Mr. T is the only creature that can survive Mario jumping on his head. Science is yet to understand the protective capabilities of his mohawk."
The gold used to make Mr. T's gold chains is in fact the same gold that one of the three kings brought to Jesus. Mr. T sent Murdoch through time to set up the entire crucifixion of Jesus, so T could get what he rightfully deserved.
"Mr. T's Mohawk is not actually hair; it is comprised of an endless swarm of furious East-African Killer Bees. These bees, while deadly, love Mr. T and have pledged their existence to protecting his head. They also play Pinocle with Face on alternate Tuesdays and, much to Mr. T's chagrin, find Murdock hilariously funny" Hee, me likes the elaborate ones.
In the parallel anti-matter universe, Mr. T is every bit as awesome and bad-ass as he is in this one.
.... "George Washington was the Father of the country. James Madison was Father of the Constitution. Thomas Jefferson was father of an illegitimate black child who's descendant is Mr. T." "The reason Mr. T is known only as Mr. T is because after the one time he was asked what it stood for, he pitied that fool so hard, all babies died within a three hundred mile radius. Thereafter, the United Nations deemed it a crime worse than the holocaust to ask Mr. T what the T stood for."
"If Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Vin Diesel accompanied each other in singing the Song that Never Ends, God would explode." he...he...he
According to some UN officials, Mr. T ranks as a major crisis among global warming, terrorism and Austrian "actors" in politics.
"After he won the Nobel Peace Prize, followers of Mr. T created a 'Mr. T Random Fact Generator.'" * * This fact may not have come from the Mr. T random fact generator.
