Most embarrassing MA/sports moment?

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  1. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    What was your most embarrassing moment in martial arts or other sports?

    I definitely had mine this evening.

    Today was our first training session for the autumn. A number of newbies showed up to train. Everything good so far.

    After an hour or so of training, I felt a slight burning sensation in my stomach. Didn't give it much thought at first, but then it all happened FAST. While doing kote gaeshi with one of the new students, I realized what the fuck was going on, hastily excused myself and left the mat...

    I NEARLY FUCKING SHAT MY PANTS!!!!

    I'd gone with a friend to a local greasy spoon and had a pork kebab thingie for dinner, which I now curse profusely. Food poisoning is a bitch.

    Fortunately, I made it to the toilet just in time. Less fortunate is the fact that the dressing room is door to door with the dojo. I can only assume that people heard some weird noises coming from there while sensei demonstrated the next technique...

    Ashamed, I crept away from the dojo, and barely made it home before my stomach requested another audience with the throne of porcelain.

    I feel fucking wretched right now.
     
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    What a bizarre invention the Internet is. Normally when you nearly shit your pants, you keep quiet and hope no one ever gets to know. On the Internet however, the whole situation becomes a great topic to share with the community.

    As we speak, the new student with which you trained rejoices over the fact, that he possesses* superhuman powers daranging the stomachs of every one who ever touches him, or at least that is what he believes from what he has seen (uh, heard). He may be overjoyed now, but eventually it will all end when he realises how this superpower is related to his dream of losing his virginity. Shock. Negation. Depression. Suicide. Congratulations, you have killed him with your diarrhea.

    *Is there even a word with more "s" letters in it?
     
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    Assassins has as many, but I don't know about more.
     
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    Possessionlessness!

    Does that mean that I have tough shit?
     
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    Good one, DE. And yes indeed, it does mean you have though shit.
     
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    I don't know if this counts, but once while I was playing Streets of Rage 2 I was low on health and I walked right past the turkey health icon and got killed by the end level boss.
     
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    Well I'll be damned.

    Tough diarrhea? Talk about oxymorons, yet be it that way.
     
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    I'm currently taking horseback riding lessons, which would be thoroughly embarrassing if anyone I knew were there to see the spectacle. Some people pick it up naturally. I am not one of those people. Today I learned how it feels to have your foot stepped on by a horse.
     
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    I once lost a fencing match 15 to 2!!!

    VERY humiliating.
     
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    Only the fact that you are at a loss as to whether you should impale yourself on your rapier or hang yourself keeps you alive, eh?
     
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    Nah, I decided to kill myself by waiting for natural causes to catch on.

    My suicide will finalize in, about 70 years.
     
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