More proof that life is meaningless.

I wonder if there are other people around who upon hearing Alucard firstly thought Hellsing.

 

Late to mention, but I'd think any sex appeal he had was forfeit by his voice actor in Symphony of the Night.

 

Sweetheart, I had the hots for Star Ocean's Noel Chandler long before he got the incredibly HOT new fuzzy voice in the remake. Voices can make it for me (Haer'Dalis, damn man!), but they rarely break it for me.

 

That's not what you posted in the CastlevaniaMania forums under the name Gjlekejpodisak Ankasjsfdl;kjsafd;lkj or whatever. And I quote," I would so fuck Alucard while his father with the backward version of his name drained my cock dry.

You need to come out of the gay vampire closet already.

 

*Fish calmly parks his car*
*Saunters into the stadium*
*Makes a three point shot from just inside the door*
*Smirks*
*Saunters back to his car and drives off*

 

"While"? Wouldn't that that mean that Alucard's anus and Dracula's mouth would have to be at the same place in the same time, which would be facing the crotch and absorbing the phallus? Wait, what? Alucard's anus is Dracula's mouth? Good Heavens!

 

I don't think being "shit-faced" was meant to be so literal. :lol:

 

...Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there goes any appreciation I had for Alucard. BLECK.

 

Of course the guy who spends his time counting dicks in pictures would over read this. Anyways it could be possible. Vampires can turn into mist so he could travel into g00bs asshole that way to pleasure him while he fucks Alucard.

And thanks for making me think of gay vampire sex. Now that I'm turned off I can focus on more important things then sex like trying to save Blobonia.

 

And just how would penetrating his rectum equal draining his cock dry?

I'm not the one who started it but hey, the pleasure is mine!

 

I'm going to thank both of you for the gay vampire sex. Sincerely. And now I'm gonna go read some Anne Rice.

 

Which reminds me...

 

*snicker* Classy. And now I need to go find me some Castlevania porn. I hope you're proud.

 

I sure am!

Quite a mission. This would be the best I was able to find with Alucard. I had more luck with Shanoa, though (a one, and a two, and a three).

 

I, ah... whoooo... *steals Alucard for later use* *fans self*